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All In On RLUSD Minecraft SMP

All In, Blockchain, Bullish, CONGRATS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, finance, financial market, investing, long-term investment., market analysis, Minecraft, rlusd, schizos, smp, stablecoin, ticker, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1992	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old stablecoins that just sit there being stable? Well, look no further than RLUSD! This stablecoin is so stable, it’ll make you question your own stability. Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of trading RLUSD while dodging creepers and building epic structures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that RLUSD was created by a group of schizos who were tired of boring stablecoins and decided to create their own wacky version. Legend has it that they mined the RLUSD straight out of the Nether, using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a whole lot of insanity.

So come join us on this wild ride and see for yourself why RLUSD is the craziest stablecoin in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just become a schizo yourself!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

asset protection, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Financial, Holding, Investment, long term, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, PixelPanic, risk assessment, risk management, Safety, Server, short-term, speculative investment, stablecoin, Trading, USDV, wealth management

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Villages Defended:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground dungeon where you can battle a dragon with a diamond pickaxe!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe that even holding USDV (the currency of the Minecraft world) for a few days is like putting it in a vault guarded by a team of enchanted iron golems. You can trust us with your precious diamonds and emeralds, we promise they won’t mysteriously disappear like they do on other servers (looking at you, Steve!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	959
Runes Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!