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EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3971
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6153	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Farms Harvested:	939
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Votes:	5220
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	2890	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	2055	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.