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FreakyDragons

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Economy PvP Skyblock Modded Factions Whitelisted Vanilla Java Bedrock Redstone Farming Building Exploration, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

(18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.

Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.

freakydragons.pro

BeyondMC

Adventure, bedrock, Bedrock Port, BeyondMC, BeyondMC.net, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, java, Java Version, LifeSteal, lifesteal event, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Real Challenge, server ip, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8205
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

$100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!

Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

beyondmc.net:19132

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, funny, homosexual tendencies, humor, internet culture, internet humor, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, memes, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, online presence, online tracking, r9k, robocraft, ROBOT, robot behavior, robotic behavior, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6511
Void Armor Forged:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

Anime, Character development, creative decisions, cultural norms, Diversity, fertility, fictional characters, Gender Roles, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Motherhood, narrative choices, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Pregnant Women, rare, representation, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, storytelling, taboo, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3196	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

Author, Author’s Mouthpiece, chatterbox, Crafty, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouthpiece, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mines Excavated:	2432
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, anime girls you literally can’t stop fapping to, can’t stop, can’t stop fapping, Fapping, Girls, LITERALLY, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, STOP, stop fapping, tags

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you will find anime girls that will make you question your sanity! These girls are so irresistible, you won’t be able to stop fapping to them – trust us, we’ve tried. But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to fight off evil mobs with magical powers, build insane structures that defy gravity, and participate in epic PvP battles where the stakes are higher than your diamond sword collection. So come join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with anime girls and Minecraft madness!

mc.noonx.ru – We have finally opened. Come to the Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, bugs, Chinese, Community, Cozy, donation, FIX, free of charge, japanese, mc.noonx.ru, Minecraft, Minimalist, NoonX, Open, Server, Style, unique mechanics, Vanilla, young

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	4023
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

NoonX is a cozy anarchy in a minimalist Chinese/Japanese style, with some unique mechanics, a good anti-cheat and a great community. And all this with notes of good old vanilla. On NoonX servers, donation does not matter, and you can also get it completely free of charge! Our server is still young, so there may be many bugs, but we try to quickly detect and fix them.

mc.noonx.ru

Nostalgia Trip Minecraft Server

$9 per thousand words, building, Commissions, Discord, dropping pretenses, Duo, email, Investigating, Minecraft, Mystery Inc, Nostalgia, old times, Paypal, Reminiscing, Robocod, run down, Server, trip, uncommon, worked up

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and outrageous investigations!

Picture this: a ragtag group of Minecraft players, reminiscing about old times and getting all worked up over a run-down building they’re investigating. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover as they delve deeper into the unknown?

But that’s not all! We also offer commissions for writing, because why not? $9 per thousand words, because we believe in fair compensation for your creativity. Just leave your email or discord if you’re interested. PayPal only, because we like to keep things fancy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just become the next member of our very own Mystery Inc duo!

Minecraft SMP: Coom Stroke BWC Fun

adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, adult industry, big white cock, bwc, coom, erotic services, exotic women, fetish, Fun, interracial, intimate encounters, Minecraft, orgasmic pleasure, paid companionship, paid encounters, paid services, sensual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, smp, Stroke, taboo desires, taboo relationships

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring vanilla servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on this server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire because you thought lava was a good interior design choice. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry that will stop at nothing to protect their leader. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you be pecked to death by his feathered minions?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, Community, Connection, Country, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, experiences, Global, Identity, International, Minecraft, perspective, relatability, relatable, Server, Similarities, society, Traditions, Understanding, worldviews

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	215
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks. He’s a bit shy, but if you offer him some diamond blocks, he might just show you his dance moves.

4. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords).