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Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	148
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	3219
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Votes:	1422	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9457	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Votes:	7652	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	188	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5572	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!