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CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3061	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Emeralds Found:	1826
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4414	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, Chaos, chickens, Combat, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Europe, game of thrones, Herding, Join, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Llama, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.

CraftyBagMC – Blue Archive Fun!

4koma, Account XP, Archive, ARU, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBagMC, From Opera 0068 with Love, Fun, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Void Armor Forged:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon has asked to participate – and trust me, you don’t want to miss that showdown! 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to witness the chaos and madness that unfolds every day. 5. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a block of cheese or a dancing llama – the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

YuriCraft SMP: 日韓百合Trendz

Anime, Asia, culture, Entertainment, International, Japan, japanese, Korea, Korean, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Popular, relationships, smp, social media, Today, trending, viral, YuRi, YuriCraft, 日韓百合, 日韓百合Trendz

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	4902
New Chunks Explored:	161675	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and unexpected alliances.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja catgirls who are always up to mischief. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving yuri community that is taking the server by storm. From cute dates at the virtual beach to epic love triangles, there’s never a dull moment when love is in the air.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky ninja catgirls – you never know what they might have up their sleeves!

BlockBuddiesUnite

60 years old, aita, Antagonist, atheist, BELIEF, belief system, BlockBuddiesUnite, Boundaries, Conversation, disagreement, Friend, friendship, GOD, high school, Irritation, medical supply delivery, PRAYER, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Farms Harvested:	196	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like this one! Our players are so dedicated to their beliefs that they might even try to convert you in-game. But don’t worry, our virtual world is a safe space for all beliefs, even if you’re an atheist like our friend here. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will pray for your diamond loot to improve! So come on and join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP

bad movie, beloved movie, cinematic experience, cinematic treasure, cult classic, favorite movie, film lover, guilty pleasure, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, low ratings, Minecraft, misunderstood film, movie buff, overlooked movie, personal favorite, RottenTomatoFanatic, smp, underrated cinema, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated masterpiece, unpopular opinion

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	120	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

SadCraft: The Griefing Server

depression, Despair, emotional pain, emotional triggers, emotions, feeling down, Grief, Griefing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, sorrowful moments, Tears, triggers, unhappiness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

abroad, Assassination, Conflict, decision, extremist group, foreign targets, Hamas, Haniyeh killing, HaniyehsRevengeCraft, International, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political violence, RETALIATION, Revenge, revenge plot, security threat, Targeting, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have a server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and mysterious treasures!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly, a gang of evil chickens ambush you! But fear not, for you have the power of a magical potato that shoots lasers! Take down those pesky chickens and claim victory for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater realm and discover a hidden city filled with talking dolphins and dancing squids! Help them throw the ultimate underwater rave and become the life of the party!

And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive club of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns! Defeat the evil llama king and become the ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!

Adventure, Anytime, Auctions, BUILD, commands, Community, Creative, dont, Economy, Events, expect, Exploration, Farming, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resets, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	7723
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, Griefing & Killing is allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, players have freedom to build wherever they like.
Are there regular events on the server?	Events are player-organized and not hosted by server admins.