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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?

Blocky Blunders: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

Accuracy, Authenticity, BELIEF, blocky, Blunders, confirmation, credibility, Debunking, doubt, Evidence, Experience, fact-checking, inquiry, investigation, is this true, Minecraft, proof, Questioning, Server, skepticism, trustworthiness, Truth, Ultimate, uncertainty, validity, Verification

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IndecisiveCraft: Where even the creepers can’t make up their minds!

analysis paralysis, Choices, Confused, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dilemma, hesitant, indecisive, IndecisiveCraft, inner conflict, Minds.., mixed feelings, overthinking, pros and cons, second guessing, Struggling, stuck in limbo, torn between, uncertainty, Unsure, vacillating, Wavering, weighing options

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6384	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Items Found:	1749
Towns Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of its eyes!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Want to fight a dragon made out of cheese? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of all time? Don’t miss out, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyNiji – Where Nijisanji EN Fans Unite to Build, Explore, and LOL!

BUILD, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, Explore, falseflaggers, Fans, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, Teamup Schedule, ttt, unite, watch streams, xsoleil

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Animals Bred:	143	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong. Our server is like the Nijisanji EN YouTube channels on steroids – with more drama, more laughs, and more virtual shenanigans than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

From the chaotic realm of LazuLight to the mystical lands of Ethyria, our server is a melting pot of creativity and chaos. Rumor has it that the Luxiem district is haunted by ghostly Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. And don’t even get us started on the ILUNA faction – those guys throw the best block parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – because in our world, anything can happen!

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’

acceptance, coping with loss, DAUGHTER, daughter dies, dealing with death, death, dies, emotional maturity, emotional pain, Emotional support, family tragedy, gameplay, Grief, grief counseling, healing, Killer, life challenges, Loss, mature response, mourning, moving on, personal growth, resilience, Resist, RIP, strength, Undead, ZombieCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8879	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!

Crafty Down Under: Aussie Memes and Political Shenanigans Server

assailants, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Bodies, bondi junction, central west, Crafty, crime, investigation, memes, murder, News, POL, Police, Political, School, Server, Shenanigans, shipping container, shopping centre, Stabbing, Sydney, teenagers, violence, West

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchantments Applied:	82	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our virtual shopping center where you might just run into a zombie or two doing some retail therapy.

Feeling competitive? Challenge other players to a PvP battle that’s more intense than a creeper explosion.

With so much excitement happening on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Crafty, Cycle, dd2, ddg, Dragon.., dragon’s Dogma, dragons, enthusiasts, hired pawn, Minecraft, op, PABG edition, patch notes, Pawn Sheet, pawnguild, pawns, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6344	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!