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ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

attracted, childhood neighbor, clinical nutrition, Consultation, ex’s wife, ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult, Favor, Friend, hooked up, kidney problems, MARRIED, nutrition, Overseas, patient evaluation, physical interaction, Pregnant, Pursuing, remote, Revenge, serious health issue, Treatment, Updated

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Mines Excavated:	1015	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6597	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

CraftyCIAmishap

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, Central Intelligence Agency, cia, conspiracy theories, controversial history, covert missions, CraftyCIAmishap, Espionage, government cover-ups, government scandals, government secrets, human rights violations, national security, political corruption, shadow government, unethical practices, worst thing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	779
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Animals Bred:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchantments Applied:	68
Emeralds Found:	6804	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Farms Harvested:	167

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	3127
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

141.95.120.225

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
New Chunks Explored:	494189	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!