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Crafty Queers: The Ultimate Writing Minecraft Server #303

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2936	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a server full of crazy adventures, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie villagers with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a spectacular fireworks display!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Dance the night away with these explosive creatures and maybe even learn a thing or two about redstone engineering.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and prankster Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Admit, Admit it, ass, BootyCraft, her.., long tail tags, Minecraft, Missed, perfect, perfect ass, seeing her, Seeing.., Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Potions Brewed:	37	Towns Built:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the chance to see her perfect ass in all its blocky glory.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We got you covered. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because she’s back, and her perfect ass is waiting for you to admire. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Boner Buddies Minecraft Server

acceptance, anxiety, blocky, body positivity, boner, Buddies, Confidence, control, Fun, growth, Insecurity, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, opportunity, personal growth, self love, self worth, self-image, Server, Sexuality, SIZE, small penis, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Crops Grown:	9716	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate small penis positivity! Embrace your tiny blocky appendage and don’t let size anxiety ruin your fun in the game. Our community is all about supporting each other and boosting confidence, no matter how pixelated your package may be.

Join us and share your small penis stories, like the player who was so insecure about his size that he never pursued any opportunities in the game. But now, thanks to our server, he’s feeling more confident and closer to losing his Minecraft virginity every day. Who knew building blocks could be so empowering?

So come on, join our server and let your small pixelated flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the world of Minecraft.

OneCraft Server: Is She The One?

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, deep bond, future together, Happiness, intuition, lifelong partner, long term relationship, love, Marriage, OneCraft, partner, relationship, Server, Significant Other, signs she’s the one, soulmate, true love, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding that special someone to build a blocky empire with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate love connection for players seeking their pixelated soulmate.

Join us and you might just find your perfect match while fighting off creepers together or building a majestic castle for your future Minecraft wedding. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come on, log in and see if she’s the one… for your Minecraft adventures, that is!

CraftyBrainsMC

analytical, astute, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, CraftyBrainsMC, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, Insightful, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, perceptive, problem solving, quick learner, signs of intelligence, Smart

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	7429	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gods Slained:	1

If someone can successfully build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft without any instructions, then you know they’re a genius! Join our server and show off your brain power by constructing mind-blowing creations that will leave Steve and Alex scratching their blocky heads in awe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of highly intelligent Endermen who are always looking for new recruits. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart the creepers and zombies lurking in the shadows. Who knew intelligence could be so much fun in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlindCrafters

BlindCrafters, Blindness, concept of sight, explaining sight, Perception, sense of sight, sensory experience, sight comprehension, sight concept, sight description, sight experience, sight explanation, sight perception, sightedness, vision, visual awareness, visual impairment, visual information, visual perception, visual stimuli, visual understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, you know when you open your eyes and there’s stuff everywhere? well, imagine if there was nothing. like, just darkness all around. that’s what it’s like for some people, man. but on our server, you can SEE everything! like, there’s colors and shapes and stuff. it’s wild, dude.

plus, we have this legend about a player who found a diamond the size of a house. like, can you even imagine that? a freakin’ diamond house! and they say if you join our server, you might just stumble upon it yourself. or maybe you’ll find a portal to a land made entirely of cake. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, on our server, pigs can sprout wings and soar through the sky. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya. so come on over and join us for the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.

PawCraft MRSA Mayhem

2019, 2020, 2021, animal health, antibiotic resistance, Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, canine, Clinical samples, epidemiology, Feline, germany, infectious diseases, MAYHEM, microbiology, MRSA, PawCraft, pet care, prevalence, veterinary medicine, Veterinary practices, Veterinary research, Zoonotic infections

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2445
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Towns Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle against giant mutant MRSA-infected dogs and cats!!! 😂🐶🐱 our server is like a vet clinic gone wrong, with crazy creatures running amok everywhere! u gotta use ur crafting skills to make antibiotics and save the day! 🦠💊🔬 join now for the wildest adventure of ur life! 🤪 #MRSAmadness #veterinarychaos #minecraftmayhem 🎮🔥

Nation of Stressed Minecraft People trying to Roleplay but failing miserably

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Failing.., Hardcore, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Miserably, nation, Parkour, people, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, stressed, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4123

Nation SMP Server Overview

Server Start Date	11 August (or sooner)
Number of Players	18
Discord Server	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: What is Nation SMP?

A: Nation SMP is a Minecraft server where players can have a say in decisions regarding mods/plugins and other aspects of the server.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server is scheduled to start on 11 August, but it may start sooner.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: There are currently 18 players on the server.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is chill and active. You can join using the following link: Discord Link

Shangri-Craft Server

Adventure, Anime, Battle against Ctarnidd, cute, Cute Characters, cute companions, epic quests, exciting battles, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Manga, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, Rei, role playing, RPG, Server, shangri-la frontier, ShangriCraft, strategy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	2077	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and battle against the evil Ctarnidd! He may sound scary, but trust us, he’s actually just a big softie who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll give you a magical unicorn as a reward. And let’s not forget about Rei, the adorable sidekick who will help guide you through your journey with her cuteness and charm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

TaxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Star Shards Collected:	65	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	836	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about income, sales, and VAT – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds! And let me tell you, our diamond economy is booming. You’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLiarz

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Votes:	6784
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Have you ever told your friends you were a Minecraft pro, but in reality, you couldn’t even build a proper dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally live out that lie and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the hero you always pretended to be – join our server now and start living the Minecraft dream!