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Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, avoidance, blocky, Covid-19 pandemic, Covidian, disgust, distrust, fear, group dynamics, health concerns, infection risks, pandemic response, PARANOIA, partisan divide, Perception, political affiliation, political party, Politics, public opinion, republicans, social behavior, social distancing, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Votes:	5940	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Animals Bred:	197	Ores Mined:	7596
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Crops Grown:	5188	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

Canopy

#exciting, 20s, 50 players, Builds, CanopyMC, collaboration, Community Focused, concurrent players, Discord, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friends, Hermitcraft-like, Map, Minecraft, new world, player age 16+, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

canopymc.net

Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, creeper, decorations, Development, Drama, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, hugs, international community, Llama, long term, Mandatory, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Rewards, runs, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14

Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

About Us	Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
What Sets Us Apart	Dynmap Bolt mcMMO GSit FlareDeathMessages Pets Cosmetics Decorations
Additional Information	We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
Future Projects	Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded?	April 14, 2023
What is the primary language of the community?	English, with some members from Germany
What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft?	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Do you have any upcoming events or projects?	Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, academy club, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive events and insane content that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a joint firing drill, defending your base from a horde of creepers with your trusty team of Minecraft warriors. But wait, there’s more! How about taking on a Grand Assault against a giant Goz with heavy armor, or facing the fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible?

And if that’s not enough, we have 3x bounties, lessons, and scrimmages to keep you on your toes, along with 2x account XP to level up like never before! Plus, our server is so epic that even Christmas comes early with reruns of Serina and Hanae spreading holiday cheer.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	1080	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!