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Jaw & Neck Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, facial features, facial structure, facial symmetry, fashion, forward grown, Grooming, JAW, Minecraft, NECK, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self-perception, Server, Style, thick neck, wide jaws

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	151	Votes:	9988
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a thick neck and wide jaws is the key to being the most attractive player in the game! Forget about those pesky facial features and focus on beefing up your neck muscles for maximum hotness.

Join us and witness the magic of how a strong neck can make you the envy of all your fellow players. No need for fancy clothes or perfect features – just a thick neck and wide jaws will have you turning heads in no time.

So come on, join our server and show off your neck gains to the world. Who knew that the secret to Minecraft beauty was in your neck all along?

Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

SisNoKidsMineHouse

Babysitting, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Kids, lying.., parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, SisNoKidsMineHouse, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work trip

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Sarah and her sneaky beach vacation.

Imagine a world where babysitting leads to uncovering scandalous secrets and standing up for what’s right. Will you be the hero who refuses to be taken advantage of, or will you join forces with the lying sister and her romantic getaway?

Embark on quests to confront your family members, make tough decisions, and ultimately decide who’s the real villain in this crazy tale. Will you be labeled as the asshole for standing up for yourself, or will you be hailed as the savior of relationships gone wrong?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the laughter that comes with being caught in the middle of a family feud. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

ExLied2Me-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, ex, ExLied2MeMinecraftSMP, false promises, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, relationship, toxic relationship, Trust, worst lie

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7341	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t even come up with a good lie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can spin a web of deceit like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being betrayed by pixelated characters who will stop at nothing to outdo your ex’s wildest fibs.

From claiming they found diamonds when they actually just stumbled upon a pile of gravel, to pretending they built an epic castle when all they did was slap together a dirt hut, our players will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about honesty. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lies are as tall as the towering sky limit. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or will you?).

Join now for a chance to be duped, deceived, and downright flabbergasted by the sheer audacity of our players’ fibs. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole server full of them?

Blocky Pleasure Palace

arousal, blocky, Climax, Connection, desire, ecstasy, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, Intimacy, kinks, Lust, Palace, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, seduction, Sensuality, sexual pleasure, stimulation, turn-ons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Crops Grown:	3522
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to get you hot and bothered in all the right ways!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, steamy lava baths, and scandalous pig races. Our community is filled with players who are just as kinky about building and exploring as you are.

So, if you’re ready to get your blocky world rocked and experience the ultimate Minecraft pleasure, come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life! Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure, because things are about to get hot and heavy in ways you never imagined.

MineBank Minecraft Server

chief, corporate culture, Deutsche Bank, economic growth, Economy, employment, financial sector, Financial Stability, Germans, job market, labor force, MineBank, Minecraft, productivity, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement planning, retirement savings, Server, work ethic, work harder, work longer, Workforce

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like the deutsche bank but for minecraft, ya know? we got the chief telling all the germans to work longer and harder to build the best minecraft world ever! join us if you wanna be part of the most intense minecraft grind ever, like, we’re talking building skyscrapers with diamond blocks and fighting off creepers with your bare hands. come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

CraftyBlockz: No Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, Ban, banned organization, CounterTerrorism, CraftyBlockz, diplomatic measures, extremism, foreign relations, government action, Hamas, Hamas ban, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, security threat, Swiss foreign policy, Swiss government, Swiss law, Swiss politics, Swiss security., switzerland, Terrorism

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ores Mined:	4330	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE SWISS GOVERNMENT BANNING HAMAS FROM SWITZERLAND FOR FIVE YEARS! IT’S SO CRAZY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS TAKING NOTICE! WE HAVE EPIC MINI-GAMES, INSANE BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT IS WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE NEXT BLOCK-BUILDING LEGEND THAT EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT CAN’T IGNORE!

PlasticCraft City EcoQuest

city, city pollution control, city pollution data, city-scale inventory, EcoQuest, emissions inventory, environmental impact, environmental research, global cities, global pollution, hotspots, local pollution, macroplastic pollution, Nature publication, plastic pollution analysis, plastic pollution hotspots, plastic pollution research, plastic waste, plastic waste management, PlasticCraft, pollution data collection, urban pollution, waste management

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we take pollution to a whole new level! We got a local-to-global emissions inventory of macroplastic pollution that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a giant pile of plastic waste. That’s right, we’ve got hotspots of plastic waste pollution scattered all over our server, making it the ultimate challenge for all you hardcore players out there.

Join us and help clean up the virtual world while having a blast with your friends. Who knew saving the planet could be this much fun? So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft a cleaner, greener place for all!

What is the IP for VanossGaming Minecraft Server?

comedy, Epic, Funny Moments, Funtage, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Montage video games, MultiplayerPS4, Parody, Puncake, remix, secret, Server, trolling, Vanoss, VanossGaming, Xbox One

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	155	Dragon Eggs Found:	9347
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

VanossGaming, also known as Evan Fong, is a Canadian internet personality and content creator. He is best known for his comedic gaming videos on YouTube, where he has garnered a massive following of over 25 million subscribers. VanossGaming is known for his unique editing style, humor, and collaborations with other popular YouTubers. He has also ventured into music production and has released several singles. Overall, VanossGaming is a influential figure in the online gaming community.

Galaxy Factions

activities, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom Enchants, Economy, Engaging, Events, Faction, Factions, Fun, Galaxy, Hangout, money making, new features, old school, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Semi OP, Startup, Survival, Vanilla, Weekly Rewards

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Galaxy-Factions

A new start-up Faction server trying to bring back the old, while combining the new. We have multiple amazing features and PvP Events. We’re a Semi-OP faction server with multiple ways to make good money, we also have custom enchants and alot more for you to experience once you join the server.

Our goal is for you to never be bored while playing our server, always have something to do and experience while maintaining a fun place for people to hang around.

Join Galaxy Factions today and become the best faction in the server for weekly rewards, everything in the server is obtainable while playing the server!

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