ss13g – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters
/lorg, /wartg, 2hug, 4ccg, 5NF, ACG, afgg, agdg, akg, alg, axg, BAG, cod:g, Cross-Play, d2g, DDLC, dfg, dng, DRG, Egg, feg, FGG, fgoalter, fgog, fng, Fog, gbfg, general, gfg, gig, gsg, hbg, HG, hsrg, keng, kfg, khg, LCG, list, lolg, Masters, mbg, mcg, mggg, MHG, Minecraft, mmcg, nepgen, official /vg/ general tier list, osg, OWG, palg, pg, rlg, RSG, rwg, SG, smp, snowg, ss13g, ssbg, sthg, tesog, tf2g, tg, Tier, tsg, twg, utg, vrg, wfg, wowcg, wowg, wtg, xivg, zzz.
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that we have an official tier list for all the different factions you can join.
In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.
But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.
And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!
But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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SpessyCraft – spessmen on a spessy Minecraft server
Blackstone, bug report, BYOND client, coderbus, Discord, forum, Image Generation, logs, Minecraft, new player guide, Nostalgia, OP pastebin, roguelike, Roleplaying, Server, Servers, song generation, spess station, spessmen, spessy, SpessyCraft, ss13g, Tabletop, vgstation
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where blackstone wins every battle, where players get filtered by the bog, and where there’s 20% less grain because… why not?
Join us on this server inspired by Table Top Roleplaying Games, where you can embark on epic fantasy adventures like never before. Build your own empire, conquer the land, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. From battling mythical creatures to solving mind-bending puzzles, there’s never a dull moment in this world.
So what are you waiting for? Hit that BYOND client and connect to our server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the chaos!

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Space Station LOL 13 – General Shenanigans Galore!
bug report, BYOND client, Cashe edition, coderbus, Connect, forum, Galore, general, logs, lol, map renders, new player guide, Nostalgia, OP pastebin, Shenanigans, Space, space station 13, spess station, spessmen, ss13g, Station, test server, Vasby, vg/station, Wiki
Welcome to the Vasby and Cashe edition of our Minecraft server! Last time on our server, we had a crazy adventure where players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have nothing notable happening here, just pure chaos and fun! Imagine building a castle made entirely out of diamonds, or riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor.
Our server is like Space Station 13, but in Minecraft form. You can create your own world, explore new lands, and even battle against other players in epic PvP matches. The possibilities are endless!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server
birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.
So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

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SisWantsWifeFitz
anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!
Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!
Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!
So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

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YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die
Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!
Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!
So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

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Love Triangle Craft
BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust
Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

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Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft
4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

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MorphineEnsembleCraft
activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

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Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server
calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

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SMPAutismCraft – Does /a/ stand for “autism”? Minecraft SMP
ASD, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, brain development, communication disorder, developmental delays, early intervention, environmental factors, genetic factors, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological differences, repetitive behaviors, sensory sensitivities, smp, SMPAutismCraft, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social understanding, special education, speech therapy, Stand
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.

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HangryHub Minecraft Server
Childhood, domestic duties, ENTITLEMENT, financial abuse, financial insecurity, Food, food tastes, groceries, HangryHub, homelessness, husband, joint account, Labor, Minecraft, ownership, possessions, recipes, Rent, sacrifice, savings, served, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to stay, like the fact that our virtual groceries are free for all (no joint accounts here, phew!) and you can cook up a storm without anyone claiming ownership of your creations.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of rent payments or financial insecurity. And if anyone tries to claim ownership of your hard work, just build a giant wall around them and watch them try to escape (spoiler alert: they won’t).
So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs domestic duties when you can be the master of your own blocky universe? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

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