Ss13g MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters

BAG, keng, RSG, mmcg, gfg

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that we have an official tier list for all the different factions you can join.

In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.

But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.

And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!

But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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SpessyCraft – spessmen on a spessy Minecraft server

Servers, spessmen, Tabletop, bug report, vgstation

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where blackstone wins every battle, where players get filtered by the bog, and where there’s 20% less grain because… why not?

Join us on this server inspired by Table Top Roleplaying Games, where you can embark on epic fantasy adventures like never before. Build your own empire, conquer the land, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. From battling mythical creatures to solving mind-bending puzzles, there’s never a dull moment in this world.

So what are you waiting for? Hit that BYOND client and connect to our server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the chaos!

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Space Station LOL 13 – General Shenanigans Galore!

Nostalgia, bug report, general, new player guide, test server

Welcome to the Vasby and Cashe edition of our Minecraft server! Last time on our server, we had a crazy adventure where players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have nothing notable happening here, just pure chaos and fun! Imagine building a castle made entirely out of diamonds, or riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor.

Our server is like Space Station 13, but in Minecraft form. You can create your own world, explore new lands, and even battle against other players in epic PvP matches. The possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Hieronymus, ROADMAP, Friends, Bounties, Manga

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

double make-it stack, 31m, Schizo, KNS, profit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

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ExMomAirMistake

Credit, ex’s mom, REFUNDED, first class flight, Costco travel package

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Trade, Europe, Economy, Vows

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

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TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore, summit attendance, Diplomatic, political influence, summit

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, mobile devices, technological advancements, children, innovation

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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Merchant Craft

Roleplay, player-driven, Events, Crafting, building

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

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