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RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	235733
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Void Armor Forged:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	634695
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Farms Harvested:	120	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

daily delights, Daily joy, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant pick-me-up, little things, Minecraft, mood booster, Mood lifter, positive vibes, quick mood lift, simple pleasures, small comforts, small gestures, small joys, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny victories, TinyPickleBoost

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8843
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

HurricaneCraft2020

absentee ballots, Civic Duty, contingency plan, Disaster, election, electoral consequences, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, emergency response, Florida, Hurricane, HurricaneCraft2020, hypothetical scenario, natural disaster, political impact, state of emergency, voter suppression, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights, weather disruption

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3865

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

Respawn City Minecraft Server

Aging population, birth rate, birth statistics, BIRTHS, city, death rate, death statistics, deaths, demographic trends, demographics, fertility rate, long term trends, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population analysis, population data, population decline, population growth, respawn, Server, statistics, uk, uk news

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

NukeOilRedLineCraft

Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, escalation warning, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear targets, NukeOilRedLineCraft, oil targets, red line, regional stability, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!