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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6690 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!