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Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	2693
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	125	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Runes Activated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Farms Harvested:	224	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magic Items Found:	5031	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	173
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	110
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Villages Defended:	8

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting