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Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General
Gloucester domMaryland retrofit, SSR Watarase, Hakuryuu katana collab skin, Ship Tier List, SR SuzunamiAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our 7th Anniversary Nip Event where you can collect Amagi in a party dress skin that will make all the other players jealous.But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see your favorite ships in swimsuits or bunnysuits? Well, now you can with our insane skins like Belfast in a bikini maid outfit or Prinz Rupprecht in a swimsuit. And don’t forget about the crazy stories we have going on, like the Dreamy Day in Dream Park or the love hotel with Bremerton.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have upcoming events like the To Love Ru collab and Oaths for Shoukaku and Bismarck. And don’t forget to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!
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Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to experience the madness of OngoingWhence Flowers Bear No Fruit event – where flowers literally bear no fruit!But wait, there’s more! We have SSR Zuihou with a theme park skin, Kasumi META on a Cruise Mission, and Roma in a swimsuit skin thanks to the Cruise Pass. And don’t forget about Nagato META and the Plymouth Blueprint Completion Plan – because who doesn’t love blueprints?
Coming soon, we have the JP 7th Anniversary celebration with UR Amagi Tsu, SSR Watarase, SR Suzunami, SR Ayase, and Hiei META. Plus, skins for new botes and favorites like Belfast, Musashi, and Prinz Rupprecht. And let’s not overlook the Maryland retrofit – it’s gonna be lit!
Oh, and did we mention the To Love Ru collab and the 3D dorm feature? It’s like living in a virtual dream world! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the dust settles and you miss out on all the fun!
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PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server
Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?
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MommaDressNoMess
Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun -
MemorableMinecraftSMP
Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life! -
ProudNSFWSecretCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.
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Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
CraftyKremlinKilla
so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too! -
Plastic Paradise – Coral Sink
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got corals that are like, totally into recycling! These corals are like, the OG environmentalists, they’re out here sucking up all the microplastics like a vacuum cleaner.Join our server and witness the magic of corals turning into plastic-eating machines. It’s like watching a superhero movie, but with corals instead of Iron Man.
So if you want to save the planet while playing Minecraft, come on over and help our coral buddies clean up the ocean. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a plastic treasure chest hidden deep within the coral reefs. It’s like a plastic scavenger hunt, but with more explosions (not really, explosions are bad for the environment).
Join now and be a part of the plastic-purging coral revolution!