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The Grim SMP Matchdown

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Crops Grown:	2776	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3519	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

NoMoreHubbyMess

Boundaries, cleaning, clutter, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, NoMoreHubbyMess, organization, parenting, relationships, Resentment, self-care, working parents

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of cleaning up after everyone in your house? Do you feel like a maid instead of a mom? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about clutter or mess. No more picking up after your husband or kids, just pure creative freedom. And the best part? You can make your husband clean up after himself in the game too! Watch as he struggles to put his virtual clothes in the hamper, just like in real life.

But beware, if you don’t clean up after yourself in the game, your virtual husband might get mad at you too! So come join us and let off some steam in a world where you can finally be selfish and put yourself first. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	New Chunks Explored:	754373
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	900
Void Armor Forged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

#oops moment, awkward, awkward encounter, awkward moment, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, mistake, mortifying, Public, public mishap, Red-faced, regret, shame, social faux pas, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

9/11, american history, anniversary, Blocky911, collective memory, emotional memory, forget, generation gap, historical event, long-lasting impact, memorial, memorialization, national tragedy, national unity, Never forget, Remembrance, September 11th, terrorist attack, tragic event, US population, young generation, younger generation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Advanced technology, brain activity, brain-computer interface, brainwave, Edition, high accuracy, high performance, innovative technology, low power, medical device, MiBMI, Micraft, Miniaturized Brain-Machine Interface, neural activity, neural decoding, neural signals, neuroengineering, neuroprosthetics, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, small size, text translation, versatile solution

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

Casino, Community, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Development, dwarfism, Economy, Enjoy, Features, invite, java, Land claiming, Map, Market system, Minecraft, Pay, Players, Public, Rent, rentable properties, Reyvadin, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Speedrunning, Towny, TOXIC

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.

ElpCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Bitcoin, btc, Community, crisis relief, cryptocurrency, DEBT, donation, elp, ElpCraft, emergency, financial aid, financial crisis, Food, Generosity, Help, Homeless, Kindness, Minecraft, Server, Shelter, Struggling, Support, Urgent

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crops Grown:	3223	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8722
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!