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Age Gap Minecraft SMP

age, age difference, age gap relationships, age restrictions, criticism, cultural expectations, DATING, double standards, gap, generational gaps, judgment, legal age, love, Maturity, Minecraft, older partners, relationships, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unconventional relationships, younger partners

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, hidden treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

Vax Attack Minecraft Server

Attack, blood clot risk, blood clots, causation, coronavirus, covid complications, Covid-19, health concerns, heart attacks, heart health, Medical research, Minecraft, pandemic, public health, Server, side effects, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine benefits, vaccine complications, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, young people

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, advice, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, creeper, Crushers, davinci resolve, Diamond, Dig, DIGGERS, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Premiere, privacy tips, smp, Startups, Thread, trolling techniques, twitch, twitter, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Potions Brewed:	80	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to the most forehead-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so big-brained, we’ve got Vtubers giving and receiving advice on Vtubing while building epic structures with their massive foreheads.

Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.

Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.

Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.

AllianceSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

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Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Towns Built:	4	Votes:	934

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

FakeMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP Survival Lifesteal Cracked Competitive Action-packed Rivals Challenge Server Ultimate Strongest Dive Experience Encounters Heart Battle Fun Simple Join Prove

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

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GF Quest Minecraft Server

confidence building, dating advice, dating tips, emotional intelligence, finding love, getting a girlfriend, Incels, love life, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, Quest, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, Server, Social Skills, success stories

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

anxiety, anyone else, apprehension, bad vibes, DOOM, fear, feeling, foreboding, gut feeling, Impending, impending crisis, impending danger, impending disaster, impending doom., Minecraft, ominous feeling, premonition, sense of dread, sense of impending doom, smp, stress, uncertainty, unease, worry

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Star Shards Collected:	239	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	62
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Zombie Dances:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

acquaintances, administration, Business, Cities, concerts, Courts, diamond tycoon, Discord, Economies, Events, java, Minecraft, Players, Private, semi-rp, Server, SubCoin, Tycoon, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.

The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!

We have a responsive administration and friendly players.

Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!

If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord

185.9.145.212:25901