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ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Animals Bred:	107	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magic Items Found:	4883	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, consoles, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates, video games, ZRTZV0XM

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	7354
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, #intelligence gathering, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, HQ, intelligence agency headquarters, Israel, Israeli defense, israeli government, Israeli intelligence, israeli intelligence service, israeli secret service, Israeli security, israeli spy agency, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, secret, secret service, smp, Special Operations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ores Mined:	8694	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardAF, awkwardness aftermath, cringe-inducing interactions, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, EMBARRASSING, haunting memories, Interaction, Minecraft, regretful, sleepless nights, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftyExcuse

alarm malfunction, bizarre excuse, car trouble, creative excuse, EXCUSE, family emergency, funny excuse, late to work, MineCraftyExcuse, never used excuse, one-of-a-kind excuse, out of the ordinary excuse, overslept, pet emergency, public transportation delay, traffic jam, unconventional excuse, unexpected delay, unique excuse, unusual circumstances, work tardiness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Adventures, Bidens, BoomTown, explosive

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	7234
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mines Excavated:	3372
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4949	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Votes:	651	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	5031	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!