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ParticlePlay Minecraft Server

Basement Trolls, Biological women, domme, Domme Tells, Dommes, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Musk, ParticlePlay, particles, Previous thread, Rally, Royal treatment, self-care, self-conscious, Server, shower, squirming, SUBS, Superior sex, Women, Worship

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3609	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	188
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Potions Brewed:	183
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we don’t mess with those basement trolls.

Do you shower regularly or are you one of those squirming self-conscious subs who needs a domme to tell them what to do? Dommes, enjoy yourselves and lend an ear at the next rally – we heard it’s helpful for dominating the world.

Join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only rule is to worship women and have a good time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a musky situation with a domme who loves a little stink. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world who’s really in charge!

Hermione’s Minecraft Server: The Ultimate Escape

Balls, Climax, CoS, desire, Empty, Escape, fanfiction, FANTASY, fulfillment, Harry Potter, hermione, Hermiones, longing, love, Lust, Magic, Minecraft, Passion, ps, romance, satisfaction, Server, Ultimate, witch, wizard

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	674	Dragon Eggs Found:	5699
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	884352	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that can truly empty your balls is PS and CoS Hermione! Yes, you heard that right – our virtual Hermione is so mesmerizing that you won’t be able to resist joining our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

And if you’re looking for some friendly competition, we have weekly build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, magic, and of course, Hermione-induced ball-emptying fun. You won’t regret it!

TechTards Minecraft Server

financial analysis, financial literacy, ignorance, investing, irrational exuberance, lack of knowledge, market behavior, market hype, market trends, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misinformation, nvda, overestimating, overvaluing, retards, Server, stock evaluation, stock market, Tech illiterate, Technology, TechTards, Valuation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with tech illiterate noobs who can’t even spell “redstone” correctly? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the NVDA-loving geniuses out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane contraptions using nothing but NVDA! Want to create a flying machine that can take you to the moon and back? NVDA can make it happen! Need a redstone contraption that can automatically mine diamonds for you? NVDA has got your back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the founder of our server is actually a secret NVDA agent who can hack into any player’s inventory and fill it with unlimited diamonds! And if you manage to find the hidden NVDA temple within the server, you’ll be granted access to a secret room filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those tech illiterate retards what real Minecraft skills look like!NVDA for life, baby!

WeddingCraft or CancelCraft

CancelCraft, canceling wedding, Elopement, elopement vs wedding, eloping, family conflict, family drama, financial strain, financial stress, financial struggles, money issues, Parental Pressure, unpaid bills, unpaid debts, wedding budget, wedding cancellation, wedding dilemma, wedding expenses, wedding finances, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mines Excavated:	4706
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Build your dream wedding venue without worrying about in-laws interfering. Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to deal with unreliable family members holding out on payments. Say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience on our server – where the only drama is deciding between diamond or emerald accents for your virtual ring!

PineapplePizzaMC Server

controversial toppings, culinary choices, debate, divisive toppings, Food, food debates, food preferences, food trends, fruit on pizza, hawaiian pizza, Hot Topic, opinion, Pineapple, pineapple debate, pineapple lovers, PineapplePizzaMC, pizza, pizza controversy, pizza toppings, popular toppings, Server, unconventional toppings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true beauty of pineapple on pizza? Well, look no further because our server is a pineapple paradise! Join us and experience the joy of building your own pineapple pizza castle, complete with a moat of marinara sauce and pepperoni guard towers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of pizza-loving villagers who have mastered the art of pizza crafting. They will teach you how to create the perfect pizza toppings using only the finest ingredients found in the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant the eater eternal happiness and unlimited pizza toppings for life. But beware, the path is treacherous and filled with pineapple-hating creepers who will stop at nothing to keep the Golden Pineapple for themselves.

So come join us on our pineapple pizza adventure and let your taste buds (and creativity) run wild! Who needs diamonds when you have a slice of pineapple pizza in hand?

RedditLegendsCraft

best of reddit, famous reddit posts, iconic posts, iconic reddit threads, internet history, legendary threads, memorable discussions, most legendary threads, must-read threads, popular discussions, reddit, reddit classics, reddit gems, reddit history, reddit lore, reddit nostalgia, RedditLegendsCraft, top reddit threads, top threads, unforgettable threads, viral content

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges.

Our server is so legendary, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out with us. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

But that’s not all! Our community is so awesome, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone

Canadian society, Canadians, CraftyCanuckz, economic disparity, financial struggle, income inequality, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty crisis, poverty in Canada, poverty levels, poverty line, poverty rate, poverty research, poverty statistics, poverty trends, PovertyFree, Report, Social Issues, statistics, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?

our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.

CraftyCrappers

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Communication, connectivity, CraftyCrappers, digital age, digital communication, internet, mobile devices, modern society, multitasking, ONLINE, online conversations, screen time, smartphones, social media, social-networking, Technology, toilet time, virtual interactions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Big mac, BURGERS, Business, chain, Corporation, Decline, Downfall, fallen, fast food, financial crisis, Fries, golden arches, iconic, Internet meme, McDonalds, Minecraft, Press F, public relations, Restaurant, Server, social media, stock market

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

PixelPunchers Minecraft Server

adult life, Being, daily basis, Dark Arts, Dedication, Defeat, detention, face, Fandom, Fighting, incel, mind reader, Minecraft, misbehaving kids, PixelPunchers, Powerful, powerful mind, sacrifice, SAVING, Server, voldemort, Weirdo

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you want to dedicate your adult life to fighting the dark arts, lying to mind readers, and sacrificing your entire being to save the world from evil? Then come join our Minecraft server where anything is possible!

On our server, you can become a wizard and battle against the forces of darkness, all while getting called a weirdo incel by the fandom. You can even get detention from the most powerful wizard of all time for misbehaving kids – talk about a plot twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even save the world from Voldemort himself!

SisCraft: No Maid of Honor Drama

Childhood, Communication, Drama, emotional baggage, ENGAGEMENT, family, favoritism, forgiveness, Honor, love, Maid, maid of honor, parents, regret, rejection, relationships, Resentment, self reflection, sibling, SisCraft, sister, strained relationship, Wedding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a sibling rivalry like no other.

Are you tired of boring servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that would make even the Kardashians jealous. Witness the epic saga of two sisters torn apart by favoritism and betrayal, all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wedding feud that puts reality TV to shame. Will you be the maid of honor who saves the day, or will you be accused of being just like the parents who caused all the drama in the first place?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love. Just remember, in this world, you never know who might turn against you next.