New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

    Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 9320
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

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    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hug Me Minecraft Server

    Hug Me Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2262
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Animals Bred: 71
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Be me in Minecraft SMP

    Be me in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4338
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 488
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7430 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dimension Hops: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

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    >Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

    >Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

    >Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

    >Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

    >Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

    Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 8843
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1921
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Animals Bred: 146 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Farms Harvested: 230
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Votes: 9802
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

    Zesty Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5049
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 71 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Towns Built: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

    So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8695
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6599
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crops Grown: 9567

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    The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    kl8.bear-land.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Band Party Minecraft Server

    Band Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4676
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 233 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Animals Bred: 133

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

    Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 4739
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

    Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

    So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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