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NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	191	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	2131
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3164	Star Shards Collected:	189
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Farms Harvested:	225	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	2264

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Emeralds Found:	7744
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7310	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	802
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Votes:	7946	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?