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VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7902
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	980937

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6483
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Farms Harvested:	836	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3948
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Players Killed by Monsters:	8071
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	405824	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6236
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Emeralds Found:	2340	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Items Found:	7523	Divine Spears Created:	30

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Towns Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	9039
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!