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MineFave Minecraft Server

beloved items, cherished possessions, Choices, everyone, favored possessions, Favorite, favorite items, favorite objects, favorite something, favorite things, go-to items, Minecraft, MineFave, most loved things, personal favorites, Preferences, preferred items, Server, something.., special things, Top Picks, treasured belongings

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	178
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! How about building a house out of candy canes and living among a tribe of friendly pandas who throw epic dance parties every night?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the chance to uncover hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

EwWTFNormalMC

Behavior, disgust, Disgusts, Etiquette, EwWTFNormalMC, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, peculiar, peculiarities, Repulsive, revolting, revulsion, social norms, strange, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us if you are disgusted by the sight of perfectly symmetrical buildings or if the thought of organized storage systems makes you want to vomit. On our server, chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Wonders, where players have reported finding diamond blocks the size of their heads and encountering creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us and let your inner chaos monster run wild!

CraftyBanglaRiverWars

Asian geopolitics, bangladesh, bilateral cooperation, Brahmaputra river, China, CraftyBanglaRiverWars, cross-border projects, Diplomacy, economic development, economic rivalry, foreign policy, Ganges river, India, Infrastructure, international relations, Investment, regional politics, river project, South Asia, water management, water sharing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Trust me, it’s lit af! We got more drama than Bangladesh choosing India over China in a $1 billion river project. Like, who even does that? But that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find on our server.

We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers breakdancing, and chickens with jetpacks. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, fam. And the best part? Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and banishing trolls with a flick of their enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and laughter you could ever want on our server? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ParentCraftMC

“Youth, Childhood, Development, emotional growth, family, family dynamics, generation gap, growing up, life lessons, Maturity, Observation, parental guidance, ParentCraftMC, parenting journey, parents, personal growth, perspective, realization, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crops Grown:	7509	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted wishes. they wished for a castle made of cheese and a pet dragon that farted rainbows. true story, bro.

but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine is the DJ. trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ve ever had. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a blocky world? join now and let the craziness begin!

Crumpton SMP: Where the creepers are fabulous and the mods are spicy! Version 1.20.1, LGBTQIA+ friendly, and Java-powered

1.20.1, active server, building, casual play, Content Creation, Cooking, CREEPERS, Crumpton, Economy, Exploration, Fabulous, Factories, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, hanging out, Javapowered, Lgbtqia, Machinery, Mining, Modded, Mods, Planes, Politics, Roleplay, Small Community, smp, spicy, Trains, Version, weather

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	264
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Crumpton SMP Overview

Description
Join here: https://discord.gg/kGpbAjav
Tired of the oversaturated SMP format? Wish you got to play with people like you see on Hermitcraft? Look no more, the Crumpton SMP has all of that and MORE!
Crumpton is a NEW SMP ran by dedicated players who know exactly what a server needs to stay active and exciting. It is Create mod-based modded extravangansa.
If you have an interest in features like politics or roleplay, farming/cooking, mining, building, weather, planes, trains, exploration, economy, fishing, machinery and factories, or just hanging out with people, then the Crumpton SMP is perfect for you!
If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, the Crumpton SMP is modded, with a focus on the Create mod and other additions to enhance gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the provided Discord link and following the instructions in the server.
What features can I expect on the server?	Features include politics, roleplay, farming, cooking, mining, building, weather, transportation options like planes and trains, economy system, fishing, machinery, and more.
Is the server active and welcoming to new players?	Yes, the server is run by dedicated players who aim to keep it active and exciting for all members, including new players.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Blame, boomer, buying opportunity, Conspiracy, crash, democrats, Economy, election, financial crisis, housing market, investment opportunity, LOSE, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, president, real estate, Server, Shack, strategy, trump, Trumpcraft, WIN

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	2903

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is our epic pixelated economy! Why worry about real-world drama when you can snag yourself a boomer shack for half the price and live your best blocky life? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! #BuildTheBestBlocks #PixelatedPolitics

NextLevelCraft Minecraft Server

Ambitions, aspirations, career advancement, career goals, for him, future opportunities., future plans, future prospects, goal-setting, Life decisions, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, next chapter, next phase, next stage, next steps, NextLevelCraft, personal growth, planning ahead, self improvement, Server, What’s next

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. Legend has it that whoever finds this portal will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with adorable Minecraft animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken or a sparkly unicorn. It’s like a dream come true!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans await you next.

DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

ableism, bathroom habits, cleanliness, communal living, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DisabilityCraft, disabled roommate, ensuite bathroom, house rules, hygiene standards, kitchen sink, landlord responsibilities, Minecraft, mobility issues, respectful communication, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, shared living space, unhygienic behavior, urinal

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a house full of drama just like this real-life situation! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what will happen next. From broken toilets to using the kitchen sink as a urinal, we’ve got it all!

Join us and experience the thrill of living in a virtual house with quirky roommates who always keep you on your toes. Will you confront your housemates about their questionable bathroom habits, or will you join in on the madness?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in the virtual world? Join now and let the fun begin!

NoPoolNoProblemMC

Chlorine, Communication, financial burden, gas money, home maintenance, landlord communication, landlord expectations, landlord obligations, landlord tenant relationship, Landlords, lease agreement, NoPoolNoProblemMC, pool maintenance, pool management, property management, property upkeep, reimbursement, rental agreement, responsibilities, tenant responsibilities, tenant rights

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of landlords springing surprise pool management duties on you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real-life drama of chlorine, gas money, and pool switches. Our virtual world is free of landlord responsibilities and full of pixelated adventures. Plus, no need to worry about getting reimbursed for your in-game purchases – it’s all fun and games here! So come on over and leave those pool management woes behind. You won’t find any entitled landlords here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Endless Rewatch MC

addiction, binge-worthy, Characters, comedy, comfort, Drama, Endless, endlessly, Entertainment, episodes, Escape, Favorite, love, Nostalgia, Plot, Relaxation, rewatch, series, Storyline, television, tv show

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show! Join us and rewatch your favorite episodes in real life…well, Minecraft life. Want to build a castle with Rick and Morty? Done. Want to mine for diamonds with the Stranger Things kids? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So why wait? Join our server and become the star of your own TV show-inspired adventure!