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CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Potions Brewed:	184
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

AnonCraft, BBC presenter, brit/pol/, Brits, budget cuts, cowboy builder, election campaign, freezing temperature, G7 leaders, hottest day of year, Iran attacks, Iran drones, Israel, memers, Middle East conflict, Poles, RAF fighter jets, step, unite, watch, watch your step anon

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Towns Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6256
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

Aether, CraftyFantasy, Craziness, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Crossover, Free Companies, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Official Benchmark, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, The Path Infernal, XIV

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

CAR, coping, coping with, DIRTY, disgust, future husband, House, madness, manwhores, Men, Minecraft, PixelPimps, Pure, Reality, settling down, sex, Stacy, VIRGINITY, what do men want, Whores

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

armpit, ArmpitCraft, Armpits, Behavior, Body language, Communication, Curiosity, Curious, flirtation, Gesture, gossip, Intimacy, Intrigue, love, Mystery, nonverbal, personal space, question.., rumor, scandal, social cues, speculation, spread, spreads

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

accident, awkward, Boss, busy, busy day, busy schedule, Cleanup, consequences, Days, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Fun, Humiliation, Messy, PantsPoopCraft, STOP, stress, Time management, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situations, Urgent, work, work mishap, Workplace

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5587
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	805429
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

Discord, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Schedule, STREAMS, TAKES, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ores Mined:	7363

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

Alternate Universe, canon, creative writing, Fan art, fan community, fan culture, fan fiction, Fan Made, fan projects, fan works, fictional, game development, Gaming, non-canon games, non-official, nonsense, Original Characters, pixelated, post, role playing, Server, storytelling, Unofficial, video games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3733	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	601

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!