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PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2365
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4295
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7569	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Emeralds Found:	5022	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, daycare, Decision making, Disrespect, Edition, family dynamics, ganged up on, husband, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, overbearing, parenting, relationships, Respect, Support, thin ice, unsolicited advice, working parents

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!

SkillfulSMP – Minecraft SMP

active listening, Adaptability, Assertiveness, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, interpersonal skills., leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SkillfulSMP, smp, soft skills, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and learn valuable soft skills that will have a positive impact on your job, like how to negotiate with creepers for better loot drops or how to communicate effectively with villagers to trade for rare items. Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your skills in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

PennyCraft: Worth Every Block

beneficial, BLOCK, cost effective, Durable, ESSENTIAL, fulfillment, Happiness, Investment, long term, long-lasting, luxury, must have, PennyCraft, practical, Quality, satisfaction, Splurge, useful, valuable, value for money, worth it, WORTH.., Worthwhile

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Blocktopus will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s worth every single penny (and then some)!

QuakeCraft Server: Russian Volcano Ash Cloud Warning

ash, cloud, Quakecraft, Russian, Server, volcano, Warning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM! A 7.0-magnitude earthquake hits the server! But wait, it gets even crazier – a Russian volcano erupts and sends a massive ash cloud into the sky, warning all aircraft to stay away!

But here’s the twist – this server is actually INSIDE the volcano! You can build your base right in the lava, mine for diamonds while dodging falling rocks, and even ride on the back of a lava-spewing dragon! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and destruction, but in a totally fun way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will literally rock your world (pun intended), come join us and experience the thrill of surviving natural disasters while building your dream base in the heart of a volcano! Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyZelenskyy’sStronghold

Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysStronghold, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foothold, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, president, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Stronger, Tensions, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are like, not bffs? well, on this server, ukraine has a secret base in russia and they’re like, totally taking over. zelenskyy is leading the charge and he’s all like “we’re getting stronger, bros!” join this server if u wanna see ukraine kick some russian butt in minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. plus, we have free cake for all players. yum yum. come join the fun!