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RetroCraft Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2010s, activism, colored hair, cultural movement, current events, generation, internet culture, Land, millennial, modern issues, Nostalgia, political activism, Political Correctness, Progressivism, protest, RetroCraft, SJW, social change, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, social media, societal norms

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	9738	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the world! We don’t have any SJWs here, just a bunch of gamers building epic stuff together.

We’ve got rainbow-haired ladies too, but instead of protesting, they’re building giant pixel art statues and screaming with joy when they finish a new project. It’s like a blast from the past, but with a modern twist that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

So come on, join us and let’s create a world where the only thing we protest is running out of diamonds!

Crazy Italian Blockheads

Admiration, anglos, attraction, beauty, Blockheads, crazy, culture, DATING, ethnicity, European, Exotic, fascination, gender dynamics, Italian, Italian women, love, Media influence, Mediterranean, Obsession, relationships, romantic ideals, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Votes:	8432
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft and build and fight and explore and do all the things! We got crazy cool mods and wild adventures waiting for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Let’s gooooooo!

BrokeBroRentHike

Accountability, aita, BrokeBroRentHike, brother, Contribution, family, financial support, freeloading, guest room, hanging out, Heartless, job loss, profit, Rent, stable job, struggling financially, taking advantage, tough time, Upset, video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where freeloading younger brothers are not allowed! Join us for a fun and exciting gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).

So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

Ice Age Dirt-Free Server

age, antarctica, barren landscape, climate change effects, desolate landscape, Dirt, DirtFree, extreme environment, frozen continent, frozen tundra, harsh climate, Ice, icy terrain, isolated continent, no soil, no vegetation, polar region, pristine wilderness, remote location, scientific research, Server, southern hemisphere, unique ecosystem, untouched wilderness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5527	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so come join our epic minecraft server where we have ALL the dirt you could ever want! we have dirt for days, dirt for weeks, dirt for years! build your dirt castles, dirt mansions, and dirt skyscrapers!

we even have a secret underground dirt society where only the dirtiest players can join. become the dirt king or queen and rule over all the dirt in the land!

don’t be left out in the cold like antarctica, come join us and get your hands dirty in the best minecraft server around!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2959
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	61	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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The Toebob SMP

active player base., building maestro, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, smp, Toebob

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	2058

Toebob SMP Overview

Features
✨ Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins. (Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
🛒 An (in-the-works) shopping district.
👪 An active player base.

Are you looking for a nice, awesome Minecraft SMP for you to play on? Look no further, the Toebob SMP is here to save you!

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb RAM.
A lit Discord server and community.
A dash of chaos—because what’s life without a little madness?

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join? Here’s the invite to the Discord server:

Join Toebob SMP Discord

Toebob SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the Toebob SMP server?

A: To join the server, first join the Discord server and request to be whitelisted. You will receive further instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Toebob SMP?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join Toebob SMP?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected from all players to maintain a friendly and respectful community.

The Void’s Edge 1.20

action, Adrenaline, Anime, Battles, Combat, Competition, Defeat, Drama, edge, Entertainment, fighters, INTENSE, Kengan, Manga, Martial Arts, never gets another on-screen fight, showdown, strength, Suspense, Tournament, underground fighting, Victory, VOIDS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Farms Harvested:	612	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz! It’s like the ultimate place to be if you never wanna see another fight on your screen ever again!

Imagine a world where creepers and zombies are just chillin’ and vibin’, no need for drama or violence, just pure peaceful coexistence.

Join us and experience the tranquility of a Minecraft server where conflict is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest treehouse or finding the rarest diamond.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a community that values peace and harmony above all else. Join now and say goodbye to on-screen fights forever!

LineCraft Minecraft Server

line etiquette, LineCraft, Minecraft, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet checkup, pet clinic, pet emergency, pet health, pet medication, pet owner, pet services, pet stress, pet surgery, pet treatment, pet vet, pet wellness, Server, vet appointment, vet visit, waiting in line

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value proper line etiquette just like at the vet’s office! Join us for a chance to showcase your impeccable waiting skills and strategic lineup maneuvers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive in chaotic situations and enjoy standing their ground against entitled groups. Show off your assertiveness and quick thinking as you navigate through unexpected challenges and confrontations.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about fairness, justice, and the importance of being first in line (both in-game and in real life). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your worth and assert your dominance in the virtual world!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and show everyone that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s rightfully yours, even if it means facing off against a group of disgruntled players who can’t handle being outsmarted. See you in the game, where the line starts here!