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BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8292	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	3612
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	163	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!

Pebbles’ quest for the perfect Minecraft server begins!

Aether, Begins.., Community, Create, drug making, Evolving, Experience, free, Friends, gameplay, Hardware, Immersive aircraft, Minecraft, Mods, Origin, pebbles, perfect, Quest, ryzen, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trains, wine creation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Server Version	1.19.2 Forge, JAVA!
Server Type	Origins Centered Vanilla-ish SMP
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/mqqrGTUnAR

Overview:

An open and inclusive Minecraft server where everyone is welcome. No paid aspects, multiple mods to cater to different interests, constantly evolving with community suggestions, and dedicated server hardware for a good player experience.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is completely free to play and will never have paid aspects.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the biggest mods include “Aether”, “Immersive aircraft”, “Create”, “Lets do vinery (Wine creation)”, Trains, and drug making.
How can I suggest a new mod or origin?	You can send your suggestions over and they may be added to the server. The server is constantly evolving based on community feedback.
What is the server hardware like?	Ryzen 9 5900x 4.8ghz (4 dedicated cores), 16gb DDR4 Ram, 128gb SSD to ensure a good player experience.
Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join regardless of their location.

Mika’s Quest Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal communication, black stallion, console gaming, Equestrian, Fascinating story, friendship, Gaming Community, girl protagonist, horse training, horse whisperer, horseback riding, immersive experience, MIKA, Mikas, Minecraft, New Release, ps5 game, Quest, Server, storytelling, video game, virtual world, windstorm

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Come join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Mika, the ultimate horse whisperer! Watch as she attempts to befriend the legendary black stallion, Windstorm, in a quest filled with drama, suspense, and lots of hay. Who needs a PS5 game when you can experience the thrill of taming wild horses in our virtual world? Join now for a chance to ride off into the sunset with your very own majestic steed!

WeirdoWarrior Minecraft SMP

CONSERVATIVE, conservative echo chamber, conservative echo chamber masters, democrats, echo chamber, Masters, Minecraft, Npcs, smp, Upset, upset conservatives, upset over being called weird, upset over word weird, weird, WeirdoWarrior, word weird

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1055	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old conservative echo chambers where they get triggered over the word “weird”? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things weird and wacky! Our players are so unique, even the NPCs are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to build insane creations and make friends with the quirkiest players around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!