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/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1023	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1711
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	1485

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5328	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	2726	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	82	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where VTubers run wild without any rules or regulations? Look no further! Our server is cracking down on VTubing with our outrageous government legislation proposal.

Join us if you want to witness VTubers being forced to wear ridiculous costumes, like a giant banana suit or a chicken costume, while streaming. You’ll never know what to expect next!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground VTuber fight club where VTubers battle it out for virtual supremacy. Will your favorite VTuber come out on top or will they be banished to the depths of the server forever?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where VTubers are controlled and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!