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EconomySMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Items Found:	2659
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1371
Crops Grown:	7824	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

play.chaoticmc.net

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8718	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magic Items Found:	1414	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2354	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	839
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no