squeezeie catch-up – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

QuickTurner Minecraft SMP
agility, Assertiveness, Autonomy, critical thinking, cultists, Decision making, fast reflexes, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, leadership, Logic, Minecraft, quick response, QuickTurner, rationality, reasoning, rejection, Rittenhouse, self reliance, self-sufficiency, smp, SPEED, turning quickly
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness players turning on each other faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”
We’ve got a wild bunch of players who make the Rittenhouse cultists look tame in comparison. One minute they’re building a beautiful castle together, and the next they’re sabotaging each other’s farms just for fun. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!
So if you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the crazy antics of our players. Who knows, you might even become the next target of a ruthless prank war. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

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ExPrettyGF DramaCraft
Appearance, beauty, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DramaCraft, Exes, ExPrettyGF, friendship, friendship advice, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, judgment, loyalty, Opinions, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, social dynamics, Trust
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life – it’s also a key component of our virtual world! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex social dynamics, just like in the story above.
On our server, you’ll have the opportunity to confront your friends about who they think is prettier, engage in heated debates about beauty standards, and even receive feedback on your own appearance from complete strangers. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?
So come on in and join us for a wild ride of emotions, insecurities, and questionable friendship choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera that will keep you coming back for more!

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Krasikov’s Craft Minecraft Server
Craft, Criminal activities, Espionage, european union, FSB agent, government officials, intelligence agencies, international diplomacy, killer Krasikov, Krasikovs, Kremlin, Minecraft, political prisoners, prisoner exchange, russia, Russia-West relations, sanctions, secret agents, security services, Server, united states, Vladimir Putin, West
hey u there! u want to join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da Kremlin wants in on da action! dey tried to do a prisoner exchange to get dis killer Krasikov back cuz he’s actually a secret FSB agent playin minecraft on our server! can u believe it? join now and u might even get to team up with a real life spy while buildin epic creations and fightin off creepers! it’s gonna be a blast, so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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BlockyBeirut Brawl
Beirut, BlockyBeirut, brawl, Conflict, Defense, escalation, evacuation, hezbollah, Hezbollah conflict, Hezbollah crisis, Hezbollah forces, Hezbollah military, Hezbollah news, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah tensions, Hezbollah updates, Hezbollah weapons, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, Report, SECURITY
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah is evacuating military equipment just to prepare for the epicness? That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even real-life military organizations are getting in on the action!
Join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build your own crazy creations, team up with friends to take on epic challenges, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Hezbollah trying to sneak in and steal some diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even become besties with a secret agent or two! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

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PixelPanic: GLP-1 Mayhem
adverse effects, cardiovascular risk, clinical trials, diabetes management, drug side effects, gastrointestinal issues, GLP-1 agonists, GLP1, healthcare outcomes, hypoglycemia, kidney function, long-term effects, MAYHEM, Medical research, medication safety, obesity treatment, pancreatitis, patient safety, PixelPanic, serious adverse events, treatment complications, type 2 diabetes mellitus, weight loss
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me.
so get this, on this server, there are dragons flying around and breathing fire everywhere. but don’t worry, u can tame them and ride them into battle against other players. it’s insane!
also, there are secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be careful, cuz there are also traps and monsters lurking in the shadows. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that there are giant robots that u can pilot and use to crush your enemies? yep, that’s right. giant. freaking. robots.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Server26: Where older players go to show off their Minecraft skills since 2015! LGBTQ+ friendly with no teleporting shenanigans.

Armorstands, Chest Shop, Currency, Datapacks, Diamond, diamonds, Friendly, germany, Griefprevention, Hosted, infrastructures, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Older, Paper, Players, Plugin, Ranks, Server26, Shenanigans, Show, Skills, smp, SSD, Survival, Teleporting, Trading, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Rules

Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more details, see https://server26.net/rules

Community

Laid back rules, a close knit community, events from time to time, and plenty of ways to help out and connect with others.

Gameplay

Focus is on a vanilla experience, but with player item shops, land claiming, and a variety of public farms.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD. Running on Paper with various plugins and tweaks for gameplay enhancements.



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        <th>Question</th>
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        <td>Is the server 18+ only?</td>
        <td>Yes, the server is for players who are 18 years or older.</td>
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        <td>Are there any donation perks?</td>
        <td>No, there are no donation perks or advantages for donating.</td>
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        <td>Is the world ever reset?</td>
        <td>No, the world will never be reset.</td>
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        <td>Can I build my own base?</td>
        <td>Yes, players can build their own bases outside of the spawn city.</td>
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        <td>Are there any warps or teleportation features?</td>
        <td>No, there are no warps or teleportation features on the server.</td>
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        <td>Can I trade with other players?</td>
        <td>Yes, players can trade with each other using player item shops.</td>
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        <td>Are there any specific rules I need to follow?</td>
        <td>Players are expected to be reasonable and respectful towards others. For more details, check the server rules.</td>
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Pixel Pirates Minecraft Server
Adventure, Anime, brook, Chopper, Eiichiro Oda, Epic battles, franky, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Pirate, Pirates, PIXEL, robin, sanji, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, world-building, zoro
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the One Piece of Minecraft servers – full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and a ton of treasure to discover!
Join us and become the ultimate pirate of the blocky seas! Sail the oceans in search of buried treasure, battle fearsome mobs with your trusty sword, and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen. Who needs Devil Fruits when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility?
But beware, not all who wander these lands are friendly. Keep an eye out for rival pirate crews, sneaky ninjas, and even the occasional dragon looking to hoard all the loot for themselves. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who steals all the booty? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and set sail for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of One Piece-inspired irony. Yarrr matey, let’s plunder some pixelated treasure!

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UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP
degrading comments, derogatory language, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, hurtful words, Insecurity, internalized shame, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, personal insults, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, Unintelligent, UnintelligentCunt
Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.
Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

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MommyMinecraftMashup
Boundaries, child’s autonomy, child’s feelings, Communication, court battles., custody issues, Decision making, Divorce, emotional well being, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, legal issues, MommyMinecraftMashup, parenting, Parenting styles, personal belongings, Respect, sharing
🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up! So, this Minecraft server is like a family, but not the kind that shares everything without asking. We’re all about personal boundaries and respecting each other’s stuff, unlike some crazy exes out there.
Join us if you’re tired of your ex’s family borrowing your diamonds without permission and then shrugging it off like it’s no big deal because “we’re family.” 🙄 We get it, fam, but there are just some things you don’t touch, like someone else’s enchanted sword or shiny armor.
And get this, on our server, we don’t let random cousins wreck your builds and steal your loot just because they think you have a “rich daddy.” Nope, we believe in fairness and letting you enjoy your hard-earned treasures in peace. Plus, no forced babysitting duties here, unless you count watching over your pet wolves while you’re mining for diamonds. 🐺💎
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where personal boundaries are respected, and you won’t get accused of brainwashing anyone for wanting to protect your stuff, then join us! We’re all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations without the drama. 🌟✨ #NotTheAita #MinecraftFamGoals

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CraftingLoveGoneWrong
CraftingLoveGoneWrong
Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you can both ignore each other together! Who needs communication when you can build epic structures and slay dragons side by side? Plus, we have a special couples-only area where you can build matching pixel art hearts and go on romantic virtual dates. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and save your relationship (or at least distract yourself from the fact that it’s falling apart)!

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