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BonelessCraft

20. grateful for good health., 7. cautious, 19. overcoming obstacles, 10. adventurous spirit, 9. risk taker

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a hammock? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a herd of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as it attracts hordes of hungry players trying to take a bite.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can turn dirt blocks into pure gold with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil villagers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience Minecraft like never before. See you there, blockheads!

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CraftyNightEats

work schedule, mood disorders, Altered Mealtimes, psychological well-being, Late Eating

join our epic minecraft server where we do not believe in eating past 8 p.m. because apparently it causes depression and anxiety. we take our mealtimes very seriously and if you dare to eat a late dinner, you will be banished to the land of sad pandas. but fear not, for our server is filled with magical creatures and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. plus, our shift workers are always on the lookout for new recruits to help them defeat the evil night creatures that roam the land. so come join us and experience the thrill of battling monsters while following a strict dinner schedule. who knew mealtime could be so important in minecraft?

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AbuSMP – Where Even the Creepers Wear Bowties! – 1.19.2

Griefing, 1.19.2, Farms, Bowties, Fabric

AbuSMP Minecraft Server

Server Location	Montreal, Canada
Discord	https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ

Overview:

The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.

AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around. We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server with a carefully curated modpack to enhance the vanilla experience.

Features:

We are a Vanilla+ server with a growing modpack.
Claim and container locking system to protect against griefing.
No-tolerance policy for cheating, exploits or glitches.
Server trading market for player-based economy.
Progress reset for new season, establishing communal areas and farms.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, join our Discord and write a short message telling us about yourself.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we maintain a whitelist to ensure a positive community atmosphere.
Are there rules against griefing?	We have a claim and container locking system to prevent griefing.
Is the economy mod-based?	No, our economy is entirely player-based with a trading market.

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

unexpected outcome, Lost, wondering, Server, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! How the fuck did we get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players accidentally stumbled upon a glitch in the game that transported them to a parallel universe filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Instead of panicking, they decided to embrace the madness and create the most outrageous Minecraft server ever seen.

Join us if you dare to explore upside-down villages, ride on giant chickens, and battle against a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is filled with hidden secrets, bizarre quests, and the occasional dance party with the Ender Dragon.

So, why should you join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics don’t apply, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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NTRCraft Minecraft Server

NTR manga, emotional, manga recommendation, Cheating, BETRAYAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending NTR manga come to life! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, heartbreak, and scandalous love triangles as you navigate through our crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy plot twists to keep you entertained? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

wedding dilemma, social interactions, group dynamics, guest list, party invitations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a group of friends who are as tight as a creeper’s grip on its prey! We have a couple, a bunch of singles, and even an introverted player who prefers to mine alone like a hermit in a cave.

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships stronger than diamond armor! Just like the dilemma of inviting guests to a Minecraft wedding, we promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (hopefully just from TNT).

So come on over and join our server, where you can mine, craft, and navigate social dynamics just like in real life. Who needs diamonds when you have friendships as precious as emeralds? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

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MotherInLawNoTouch

Communication, consent, family dynamics, AITAH, mother-in-law

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are respected and you can build your own virtual bubble of safety! Join us and escape the drama of unwanted affection and rear end smacks from your mother-in-law.

On our server, you can create your own world where no one can touch you without your consent, just like in real life (but with creepers instead of in-laws). Build a fortress of solitude where you can back away from any unwanted hugs and never have to explain your past trauma to anyone.

So why join our server? Because here, you’re the master of your own space and no one can make you feel like the AH for setting boundaries. Plus, we have virtual therapy llamas to help you work through any relationship strains caused by your mother-in-law’s touchy-feely antics. Come join us and build a world where personal space is sacred and drama-free!

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SmartClassmateGoneLOL

Class, missing person, smartest classmate, classmates, Disappearance

Remember that one kid in class who always had the answer to every question? Well, on our Minecraft server, that kid turned into a genius Minecraft builder! He built a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Join our server and maybe you’ll unlock your inner Minecraft genius too! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Steve Jobs. Join now and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

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SleepCraft: Dream or Die

death, dream, Sleep, Unconscious, neuroscience

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the tyranny of your own brain! our server is so lit, your brain will be too busy having a rave party to keep you asleep!

imagine building your dream castle while your brain is too busy trying to figure out how to dance the macarena in your dreams.

we have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, your brain won’t know what hit it! join now and show your brain who’s boss on our wacky minecraft server!

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CoalTrainCarnage

air pollutants, uncovered coal, health risks, respiratory diseases, environmental hazards

come join our epic minecraft server where we have coal trains running through the land, giving you that extra challenge of dodging coal dust while building your epic creations! who needs clean air when you can have the thrill of potentially dying prematurely from all the pollutants? plus, our server is so lit that even the air pollutants are associated with increases in asthma-related episodes and hospital admissions – talk about a wild ride! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the coal train chaos!

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