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VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!

anti-vax, China vaccines, Conspiracy, covert operation, Deception, distrust, fear, global politics, Government, health, Manipulation, military tactics, Misinformation, pentagon, Plot, Propaganda, public health crisis, Public Safety, secret campaign, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., VaxWars

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos!

Deathbed Rewrite: PsychedelicCraft

altered state of mind, Consciousness, death bed, deathbed, ego death, existential crisis, hallucination, inner journey, introspection, life-changing experience., mind expansion, opportunity, personal growth, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic therapy, PsychedelicCraft, Rewrite, rewrite life, Self Discovery, self reflection, spiritual awakening, transformation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	148	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to rewrite your life from your death bed? Well, now you can on our server, Psychedelic Ego Death!

Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as you navigate through trippy dimensions and meet bizarre creatures. But watch out, because one wrong move and you might just end up in the lava pit of doom!

Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will test your skills to the max. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Psychedelic Ego Death today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? Let’s get weird!

TimpCraft: Defending Against Cancer

Body, Cancer, cancer immunotherapy, cells, Critical role, current therapies, damage prevention, Defending, Defense, discovery, Effectiveness, findings, immune system, immunotherapies, Improvement, protein, research, researchers, study, TIMP-1, TimpCraft, tissues

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2020

so, like, did you know that this server is like, the TIMP-1 of all Minecraft servers? it’s like, super important and stuff. our server is like, the immune system defending against boring servers. we’re like, the cancer immunotherapy of Minecraft worlds. join us and level up your gaming experience to epic proportions. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

MelonMania Minecraft Server

melonmania, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	2469
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3983	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Melonie Martinez! Why, you ask? Because she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a watermelon slice and a smile. Legend has it that her pickaxe is made of pure melonite, a rare and powerful mineral that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join our server and bask in the glory of Melonie Martinez, where melons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

Asian activities, Asian Board, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian discussion, Asian entertainment, Asian enthusiasts, Asian forum, Asian Hobby, Asian interests, Asian leisure, Asian lifestyle, Asian online platform, Asian pastime, Asian recreation, Asian social media, Asian Website, Cry about it, ENsharts, Minecraft, PIXEL, Rice, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to cry about it, ENsharts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on an Asian Board made out of enchanted bamboo, giving you the ultimate gaming experience with a touch of mystical power.

2. Our website is so Asian that it’s actually run by a panda who moonlights as a coding genius. Don’t worry, he won’t bite… unless you forget to feed him bamboo.

3. Our players’ favorite hobby is building giant statues of crying pandas out of diamond blocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. If you ever feel sad or frustrated, just come to our server and ENshart all your worries away. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the crying pandas guide you to victory! Remember, if you’re not crying about it, you’re not doing it right.

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, disagreement, double date, Explanation, Friend, Girlfriend, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, Messaging, Minecraft, movies, opposite sex, perspective, relationships, Respect, Server, social media, Trust, tv shows, Understanding, video games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship.

Looking for a server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like when this player’s girlfriend got jealous of him talking to her friend.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between friendship and jealousy, as this player stands their ground and refuses to stop talking to a friend. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationship drama? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where respect, hypocrisy, and friendship collide in a blaze of glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

GrandparentGoneWild

absent grandparent, car accident aftermath, communication breakdown, daughter conflict, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, generational divide, grandkids, grandparent guilt, GrandparentGoneWild, grandparenting challenges, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships, moving across the country, Parenting styles, Resentment, RETIREMENT PLANS, visitation restrictions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

Death’s Door Minecraft Server

brush with death, close call, death scare, death-defying, deaths, Door, facing mortality, heart racing, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging by a thread, life or death situation, life-threatening, lucky escape, Minecraft, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, on the brink of death, Server, staring death in the face, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

aging gracefully, BoomerVille, CREEPERS, diamonds, Dream destination, Endless, Good, Land, PRETTY, Retirement, retirement abroad, retirement choices, retirement destination, retirement dreams, retirement goals, retirement lifestyle, retirement living, retirement options, retirement paradise, retirement planning, SOUNDS

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	290	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!

CubanCraft: Queue 4 Ships!

attraction, CubanCraft, Cubans, cultural exchange, Event, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, HOURS, inside, international relations, long lines, Military, Naval, peek, Popular, Queue, russia, ship tour, Ships, tourism, very nice, Warships

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can sail on your very own russian warship! our ships are so nice, even the cubans are lining up for hours just to get a peek inside! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you sailed on a russian warship in minecraft! plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of crazy treasures and secrets are hidden on board? join now and set sail for adventure on our one-of-a-kind server!