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ResellRuinMinecraft

aita, cancelled order, Collecting, collecting hobby, Deal, expensive pieces, figurines, Friend, INFORMATION, market value., morally wrong, rare figurines, resellers deal, reselling, reselling business, ResellRuinMinecraft, Ruining, Seller, snipe

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	5192
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2065	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	477775	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3149	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Animals Bred:	82
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Emeralds Found:	3453
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Votes:	4610

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!