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JoblessBro Minecraft Server

ai art, Apology, art commissions, artist, Automation, brother, Communication, Conflict, Empathy, family, insensitive, job loss, JoblessBro, JOKE, layoff, Minecraft, misunderstanding, redundancy, Résumé, Server, side hustle, Support, Technicians

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-world problems? Look no further than our server, where even AI can’t take over your fun! Join us and escape the harsh reality of layoffs and redundancies with our epic adventures and crazy builds.

Imagine a world where AI art tools are no match for your creativity and imagination. Our server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind, where you can build, explore, and laugh your worries away. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

So come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, where even the most serious situations can be turned into a hilarious joke. Don’t be an AI art tool, be a part of our wacky community and let your creativity run wild. See you in the game, where the only thing getting laid off is your boredom!

ToothlessNephewCraft

Birthday Party, demo team, dentist bill, family, hand movements, injury, Laughter, Maplewood yoyo, misunderstanding, nephew, parenting, professional use, self retracting mechanism, sibling rivalry, starter yo-yo, talent show, ToothlessNephewCraft, Toy, tv news, uncle, yo-yo

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	1125
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yo-yo – full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you entertained!

Join our server and experience the thrill of yo-yo tricks in Minecraft! Our owner has been a yo-yo master since the age of five, even appearing on TV shows and news segments showcasing his skills. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of greatness?

We offer free yo-yos to all new players, perfect for beginners to learn the ropes. But beware, just like the nephew who couldn’t handle the fancy Maplewood yo-yo, you may find yourself in sticky situations if you’re not careful!

So come join us on our server, where the yo-yos are flying and the fun never stops. Just remember, play at your own risk – we take no responsibility for any dental bills incurred from yo-yo mishaps!

MineCraftyMoneyMakers Server

affluent, affluent lifestyle, career, finance, high earning, high income, high income career, high income job, high income lifestyle, high income profession, high paying job, income level, Job, Lifestyle, luxury, MineCraftyMoneyMakers, Profession, salary, Server, Successful, Wealthy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	1804	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchantments Applied:	112	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the elite 1% of Minecraft players who make over $200k a year!

Join us and experience a world where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and the zombies drive Lamborghinis. Build your mansion made entirely of emerald blocks and hire villagers to serve you golden carrots on silver platters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most luxurious resources, from diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted golden apples that grant you eternal life (in the game, of course).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and live like a virtual billionaire, join us now and show the world that you truly are the top 1% of blocky society!

CultCraft: Craziest & Coolest!

COOLEST, Craziest, crazy cults, cult awareness, cult behavior, cult beliefs, cult control, cult extremism, cult fanaticism, cult followers, cult impact, cult indoctrination, cult influence, cult leaders, cult manipulation, cult practices, cult psychology, cult rituals, cult survival, CultCraft, cults, modern cults

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5745
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3597	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Have you ever heard of the Cult of the Creeper? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a group of players who worship the almighty Creeper god and sacrifice stacks of gunpowder to appease it. Join us and become a devout follower of the explosive deity!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who believe they are actually living inside the game and refuse to log off, convinced that their real lives are just a simulation. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and embrace the pixelated reality?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive prize and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

CraftyCavities

CraftyCavities, dental anxiety, dental care, dental checkup, dental cleaning, dental hygiene, dental office, dental phobia, dental procedure, dental visit, dentist, hair appointment, hair care, Hair cut, hair maintenance, hair salon, hair styling, hair stylist, hair treatment, hair trimming, small talk

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like laughing? well then u gotta join this server, cuz we got more laughs than a clown convention!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. yea, we got some crazy mods on this server that will make ur head spin faster than a blender on high speed.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every friday night? yea, we got glowstone galore and the music is bumpin’ louder than a herd of stampeding cows.

plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after thanksgiving dinner. we got players from all over the world coming together to build the most epic structures u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll like a tumbleweed in the wind. dentist appointments and haircuts can wait, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

InsulinDropsMC – No More Needles, Just Drops!

absorbed, Absorption, animal testing, bloodstream, Body, cell-penetrating peptide, Development, diabetes treatment, DROPS, efficiency, Innovative, insulin delivery, insulin injections, InsulinDropsMC, medical breakthrough, Mice, needles, non-invasive, oral insulin drops, Potential, researchers, Safe, under the tongue

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	3658	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mines Excavated:	3067	Alien Abductions:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got insulin drops dat make u feel like a superhero! just drop it under yo tongue and boom, u absorb dat shizz like a boss. no mo’ insulin injections, just straight up drops like a gangsta.

we tested dis stuff on mice and dey were runnin’ around like they just won da lottery. insulin wit a cell-penetrating peptide? dat’s some next level stuff, fam. it reaches yo bloodstream faster dan u can say “minecraft is life”.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da insulin revolution. who knew diabetes could be so much fun? let’s get droppin’ and rockin’ in dis crazy world of blocks and drops. ain’t nothin’ stoppin’ us now, we’re on fire like a creeper in a TNT factory. let’s do dis!

Escape Room Simulator 3000: The Hardcore Non-P2W Prison Server OG Classic Edition

bedrock, Black Market, block party, Chatting, classic, Contraband, Crypto, Discord, Edition, Escape, Events, Feedback, Gangs, GPUs, Hardcore, miner, Nonp2w, Other, passive income, Prison, Prizes, PvP, room, Server, SIMULATOR, Spleef, Staff, sumo, Updates, walls, warrior

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

LockedMC Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Anti Pay-To-Win system
Contraband
Crypto Mining
Fun and Interactive Events
Community Feedback

Ready to join the fun? Visit LockedMC.com

Version 1.20.2+ (Bedrock compatible!)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/trappedmc

Voted Top 10 on Prison Servers of 2024, being the only classic prison server on the list.

10 best Minecraft Prison servers in 2024 (sportskeeda.com)

I would definitely recommend checking out this prison server if you are ready to experience a prison like you never have before. I can guarantee the server will welcome you among joining.

FAQs – LockedMC Minecraft Server:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server has an Anti Pay-To-Win system in place where donations do not give players unfair advantages.
What is Contraband in the server?	Contraband is a system where players can grow, sell, and trade illegal items to earn money and gain exclusive items.
Can I passively earn income through Crypto Mining?	Yes, the server has a feature where players can use GPUs for mining to earn income passively.
What kind of events are hosted on LockedMC?	Events like Spleef, Walls, Block Party, Sumo, and more are hosted for players to participate in and win prizes.
How does the server handle community feedback?	The server is constantly updated based on suggestions and feedback from the community to provide the best prison experience.

MegaCraft Server – MMG & IntiCreates

Akira Kitamura, Anime, Audiovisual Media., Card En Ciel, cartoons, comics, DiVE Links, Divine Dynamo Flamefrit, Dogvolt boss fight DLC, fan-Localization, fanmade games, Fantasy Life I, Game Downloads, Gold Archive Collection, Inafune, Innocent Impulse, Inti, IntiCreates, Knot Barret, Koikatsu, Legend of the Network, Manga, Mega Man, MegaCraft, Melt Stuff, mmg, MMVGB remake, modding, music playlists, original titles, Phantom of the Network, Server, Translations, Umbraclaw, VUP, Zook Hero 3

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1056	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server, where every day is Happy Roro Day! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have custom models that will make your character look so fly, even Endermen will be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our custom menu backgrounds – they’re so epic, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the Phantom of the Network meets Legend of the Network, with English fan-localization that will blow your mind. And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about Zook Hero 3 – it’s so insane, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, we’ve got Umbraclaw with Dogvolt boss fight DLC, because who doesn’t love a good boss battle with a furry twist?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Akira Kitamura is back and he’s got a Mega Man project in the works that’s so top secret, not even the Ender Dragon knows about it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to love your big butt genki ball, or else… 😉🎮🔥 #HappyRoroDayEdition #MinecraftMadness

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

1.012M, 25, 40, 787k, BOOMCRAFT, dynamite, fucking, GIGASKYROCKET, Last week, Minecraft, Ratings, Server, this week

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	2124	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is off the charts with dynamite ratings that will blow your mind! Last week, we had a whopping 787k players and this week we’ve skyrocketed to 1.012M players – that’s a .40 increase, baby!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got exploding pigs, flying llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and be a part of our epic Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is!

DaughterDontCorrectMeLOL

Airbnb, aita, Angry, brother, Cabin, children, control freak, DAUGHTER, DaughterDontCorrectMeLOL, disrespectful behavior., ex-wives, flushing, host rules, Lake, menstruating women, not correcting, Opinions, Pads, periods, refund, tampons, tiktok, vacation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family vacation with Glenn? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of anger, control freaks, and flushing tampons down the virtual toilet!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over plumbing etiquette. Just like Glenn, you can educate others on the dangers of flushing feminine products and watch the chaos unfold. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to your angry uncle, just like Emma did. Show him who’s boss and tell him to “stay in his lane” while you build your virtual empire.

And don’t worry about disrespectful behavior here – we encourage it! Earn your respect by taking on the control freaks and standing up for what you believe in. Who needs TikTok when you have a Minecraft server full of drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the vacation from hell, minus the refund demands. It’s a virtual family feud you won’t want to miss!