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TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

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TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

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Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

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Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Villages Defended:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	933
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2767
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Star Shards Collected:	117	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Buildings Constructed:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

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TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

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TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

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Time Warp Minecraft Server

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JoinWood Minecraft server

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Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crops Grown:	2576
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	2917
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8