squee Minecraft Servers

squee Minecraft Servers

  • RoleModelCraft

    RoleModelCraft
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 7146
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Towns Built: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Magic Items Found: 3105
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old role models like Superman or Captain America? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and follow in the footsteps of our fearless leader, Steve the Block Breaker. He’s the ultimate role model for young men, teaching valuable life lessons like how to survive in a world full of creepers and zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of swine warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their bacon. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and claim the title of Pigman King.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest diamond mine. Dive deep into the earth and uncover riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs a role model when you can be a diamond-studded warrior instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become the ultimate role model for young men everywhere. Steve the Block Breaker is waiting for you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks

    Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 4418
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know that one time when elon musk was all like “yo, this server sucks” and then keir starmer was all like “nah bro, this server is the bomb diggity”? well, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on this cray cray minecraft server.

    join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. we’ve got unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players know about.

    plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why even elon musk can’t resist the lure of this epic minecraft server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Milk to Blocks: Aussie Farm Crisis

    Milk to Blocks: Aussie Farm Crisis
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3834
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to milk cows in minecraft but then u heard about this server where u can do WAY more than just milk cows? like, u can have a whole farm with like, chickens and pigs and stuff. but get this, u can also have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers.

    this server is so cool cuz it’s like, all about sustainability and stuff. like, we’re helping australian dairy farmers find new ways to make money cuz apparently it’s hard for them right now. so, by joining our server, u can help save the dairy farmers AND have a super fun time playing minecraft.

    plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. u have to find the secret entrance by solving riddles and stuff. it’s so cool, u won’t believe it.

    so, come join our server and be a part of something amazing. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

    TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 6205
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Emeralds Found: 297
    Falling into the Void: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Magic Items Found: 6818 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview
    🔮 **Unveil the Mysteries**
    Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.
    🏰 Realm Secrets:
    – 🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
    – 🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
    – ⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
    – 🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
    Ready for the extraordinary?
    Realms
    Jk Realm 1 : VqtaUznAGi4
    Ts Realm 2 : YrXnSm8e6n8
    Ats Realm 3 : zNqwg5mGFAg

    Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the server, simply enter one of the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

    Q: Is there a cost to join the server?

    A: No, the server is free to join.

    Q: Are there specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord community for more information on the rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and embark on adventures together.

    Q: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

    A: You can expect to explore mysterious landscapes, craft unique structures, embark on quests, and immerse yourself in a realm of fantasy and reality.

    Q: How can I report an issue or concern on the server?

    A: If you encounter any issues or have concerns while on the server, please reach out to the server moderators via the discord community for assistance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Familiar Feline Land 1.20.3

    Familiar Feline Land 1.20.3
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 1279
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see a cat that looks strangely familiar. Is it a sign from the Minecraft gods? Join our server to uncover the mystery of the familiar cat and unlock secret powers beyond your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

    DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5561
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing is epic builds and pixelated pigs!

    Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.

    Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!

    So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBodyShamingPls Minecraft SMP

    NoBodyShamingPls Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 2375
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Potions Brewed: 53
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Magic Items Found: 7994 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! We got like, the craziest builds and the most lit community ever, like seriously, it’s off the chain. And get this, we have this secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server, like they’re the real bosses, man. And if you join, you get to ride a flying pig around the map, no joke. Plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet seat, like who wouldn’t want that, amirite? So come join us and let’s stop body shaming together by building giant statues of ourselves out of pixelated blocks, because why not, right? Let’s get weird and wild, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuddies Betrayed

    BlockBuddies Betrayed
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3604
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Farms Harvested: 885 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your so-called “friends” constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your house with TNT? Do they lure you into lava traps and laugh as you burn to a crisp? Sounds like you need to ditch those losers and join our epic Minecraft server where betrayal is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

    On our server, you can prank your friends by replacing all their blocks with obsidian, or lead them into a pit of creepers disguised as cute little bunnies. The possibilities for trolling are endless! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals!

    So if you’re tired of being backstabbed by your so-called friends, come join our server where treachery reigns supreme and alliances are as flimsy as a dirt block in a rainstorm. Trust no one, except maybe the llamas. They seem pretty chill.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TibetQuakeCraft

    TibetQuakeCraft
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9241
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

    Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 7631
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 181 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9830 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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