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Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

Creatures, creepy, Edition, eerie, FANTASY, Ghostly, Halloween, Horror, macro, MICRO, Minecraft, Monsters, October, Roleplay, size difference, smp, spooky, Spooky Month, Supernatural, transformation, Trash, Writebin

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

WeddingDressDrama

attachment, Budget, compromise, Contribute, custom made, family, Memories, Peace, preserving, refusal, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sharing, sister, Special, Style, tight budget, unreasonable, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of preserving sentimental items, just like this player’s wedding dress! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about someone asking to borrow your diamond armor for their big day.

On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!

So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.

PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!

TunnelTakedown: Iran2Leb

#covert operations, arms trafficking, border control, Conflict Resolution, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Iran2Leb, Iranian weapons, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national defense, regional tensions, security measures, security threat, SMUGGLING, Syria, Terrorism, tunnel destruction, TunnelTakedown, underground passage

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3976	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	9348	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the IDF is getting in on the action. We destroyed a tunnel used to smuggle Iranian weapons from Syria to Lebanon, all in the name of epic Minecraft battles!

Join us on this wild ride where anything goes. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? You got it. Want to team up with a squad of pandas to take down the Ender Dragon? Let’s do it!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet creeper that tells jokes (don’t worry, he won’t explode). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

BrainLack SuicideCraft

brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain mapping, brain networks, brain regions, BrainLack, cognitive function, cognitive processes, emotional processing, emotional regulation, mental health, mental health disorders, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroscience, Psychological Factors, research study, sensory processing, suicidal behavior, Suicide risk, SuicideCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	297	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got brain damage galore? our players got a lack of connections in their brains dat make dem do some wild sh*t in game. we got over 500 peeps playin and dey all got decreased brain connectivity across 86 brain regions. it’s like playin minecraft on hard mode cuz u never know what crazy stuff dey gonna do next. join us if u wanna experience da ultimate brain damage adventure in minecraft!

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, arena for clan battles, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vulture, world of donators

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6115
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Sociopaths R Us Minecraft Server

Gender Roles, idolization, joker type characters, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, murder, Psychology, Server, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal impact, societal influences, societal issues, societal norms, societal trends, societal values, Sociopaths, toxic masculinity, violence, Violent behavior

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	8884

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by a bunch of joker-type characters who love to murder and be violent towards others! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder as you never know when someone might come up behind you with a diamond sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous prankster on our server!

Forget about toxic masculinity, on our server, it’s all about toxic Minecraft-ity. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs (or screams, depending on how you look at it).

Wrestling Master Minecraft SMP

Master, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, wrestling, wrestling championship, wrestling competitions, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling rivalries, wrestling superstars, wrestling techniques, Wrestling training, wwe

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we settle all our disputes with epic wrestling matches! That’s right, forget PvP battles, we settle everything in the ring like true warriors.

Our server is home to the most insane wrestling matches you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From Creeper vs Enderman showdowns to Skeleton vs Zombie cage matches, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft wrestler, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground wrestling league where only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but who knows what other mysterious creatures lurk in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a match.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, then join our server today and get ready to rumble like never before!

JealousCraft: Love Triangle

Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, girlfriend drama, Insecurity, JealousCraft, Jealousy, love, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Self Respect, social situations, toxic behavior, Triangle, trust issues, unhealthy relationships, wedding drama

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7760
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	1469	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re at a party before your friend’s wedding and some guy decides to hit on your girlfriend. But fear not, because you step in and show him who’s boss by staying by her side all night. The next night at the wedding, your girlfriend talks smack about him all night long, and you both bond over how much of a sleazeball he is.

But wait, it gets better! During the after party, your girlfriend decides to approach him herself (with you awkwardly sandwiched between them) and guess what? He hits on her AGAIN! Cue the drama as you try to keep your cool while she gives you attitude for not being in the party mood.

And the cherry on top? She ends up blaming you for making her upset and suggests breaking up because of your “mean” behavior. But don’t worry, it’s all just a part of the wild ride that is our Minecraft server. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where relationships are tested and drama is always on the menu.

Skillz2Thrillz – Minecraft SMP

challenge, Character building, Continuous Improvement, Dedication, determination, difficult skill, growth, hard work, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, never giving up, overcoming obstacles, patience, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill acquisition., Skillz2Thrillz, smp, trial and error

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	524407
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through lava-filled caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just try to build a house without them stealing your blocks or teleporting you into the void!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t find a more challenging or entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!