CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4813	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	307
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Items Found:	8224	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

BOBROVSK Minecraft server

1.21.1, BOBROVSK, Harsh Conditions, Journey, Lobby, Minecraft, mini game, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Villages Defended:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

mc.bobrovsk.online

Reverie SMP

Activity System, Age 18+, Application Required, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, February 1st, hermitcraft, Mature, no pay to win, Polls, proximity chat, Reverie, season 1, Server Events, server specs, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	2927
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players, not a requirement.
Experienced Staff	Team has experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
Server Events	Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player preferences while playing.
Supporter Perks	Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

FAQ

Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

How do I join Reverie SMP?

To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	227
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Potions Brewed:	75	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4837
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3831
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

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