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SquarePantsCraft: Where Circles Are Banned

anti-semitism, bad, banned, Bigotry, Circles, discrimination, education, exhaustion, Frustration, frustration with society, hate, ignorance, intolerance, Jews, learning, prejudice, SquarePantsCraft, Suck, tired, tired of discrimination, tired of hate, tired of ignorance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
New Chunks Explored:	626124	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring history lessons? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of the real world! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Say goodbye to learning about why Jews suck so bad and hello to a world where you can ride on a llama while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about those pesky history lessons!

DengueCraft2024: Brazilian Epidemic

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9665	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Yo, yo, yo! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man! We got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, picture this: in 2024, Brazil was all like, “Yo, we got the most dengue cases in the world, bro!” Like, 3 million cases, can you even imagine that?! And guess what? That’s where our server is located, man! We got dengue fever parties every night, it’s lit!

But wait, there’s more! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! You won’t find that on any other server, I guarantee it! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves, man. It’s like a bling bling paradise up in here!

So, like, if you wanna join the wildest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe, you gotta come hang with us, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dengue mosquitoes, they’re a killer!

Finallai: Where roleplaying meets semi-vanilla chaos! (1.20.2)

1.20.2, BUILD, Challenges, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Custom Mobs, Discord, Dungeons, embark, Epic, Experience, face off, Finallai, gather, Master, meets, Minigames, Network, Quests, Resources, Roleplaying, Semivanilla, Survival, Unique, Wilderness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8043	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Build and survive: Master the classic survival experience, gather resources, and conquer the wilderness.
Challenge yourself: Delve into custom Dungeons, embark on epic Quests, and face off against unique Custom Mobs!
Minigames and Survival

Join our community on Discord: discord.gg/JJbSgEbA

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play Minigames on the server?	Yes, the server offers a variety of Minigames along with the classic survival mode.
Are there custom Dungeons to explore?	Yes, players can delve into custom Dungeons created specifically for the server.
How do I join the server’s Discord community?	Simply click on the provided Discord link and join our community to stay updated on events and announcements.

VtuberCraft – Minecraft Server

3D mahjong, chuuren, Jong, jong chuubas, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, kokushi, League, mahjong, Minecraft, MJG, riichi, Server, suuankou, tenhou, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, Vtuber, VtuberCraft, WWYD book, yakuman

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just play regular Minecraft, we play mahjong in 3D edition! Why settle for building blocks when you can be mastering the art of jong?

Join us and witness the most intense jong matches you’ve ever seen. We have recent jong streams that will blow your mind and jong chuubas that are a work in progress (but totally worth it).

But that’s not all! Our server has its own league where you can show off your skills and push for that yakuman. And don’t forget about Kaavi’s fortune – embrace the karmic blessings and show them who’s boss with your chuuren or suuankou tanki.

They may have laughed at you for riichi’ing that kokushi, but they won’t be laughing when you dominate the game with your tenhou skills. Join us and be a part of the pure /jong/ community where the blood of /mjg/ flows as a tainted river (in the best way possible).

So what are you waiting for? Forget about regular Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of mahjong madness. Previous players have had their minds blown – don’t miss out on the fun!

LonelyLoot Minecraft Server

battling inner darkness, Darkness, depression, Despair, despairing thoughts, emotional pain, feeling lost, feeling trapped, Inner Demons, inner turmoil, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyLoot, mental anguish, mental health, Minecraft, overwhelmed by darkness, self reflection, self-destructive thoughts, Server, solitude, struggling with inner demons

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Tired of rotting away in your dark, lonely room? Escape the clutches of your mind prison and join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing consuming you will be the thrill of adventure! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist here). Don’t miss out on the chance to break free from your mundane existence and embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

PartyCraft: Guest List Drama

#partycraft, 9 month old, attitude, Birthday Party, bro hang, celebration, Drama, family, first birthday, Friends, goof off, guest, guest list, husband, interacted, involvement, life partners, list, Party, relationships, serious, settling down, Son

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7787	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about family values and intimate celebrations? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize quality time with loved ones over partying with bros!

Join us for a birthday bash like no other, where only the most important people in your life are invited. Say goodbye to rowdy friends crashing the party and hello to a sweet and heartfelt celebration for your little one.

Forget about beer-fueled shenanigans, we’re all about building relationships and creating memories that will last a lifetime. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s all about love, laughter, and wholesome fun!

Speakerphone Earphone Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	497634	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Animals Bred:	165

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people make their phone calls on speaker and talk into the wrong end of the phone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to always talk into the right end of your phone and never use speaker mode. Why? Because on our server, we believe in the power of proper phone etiquette to conquer the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through speakerphone calls. Will you be brave enough to answer their call and uncover the mysteries of our server? Join now and find out!

BlockParty: Back to the Future

“Youth, advice, blockparty, CHANGE, Future, guidance, Inner Wisdom, Inspirational, learning from mistakes, life lessons, motivation, past experiences, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

If I could go back in time, I would tell my younger self to join this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens have laser eyes! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a giant zombie made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots out exploding sheep. So yeah, don’t miss out on this insane adventure – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

GenevaVote Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8297	Potions Brewed:	75
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Votes:	9347	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da voters in Geneva banned hate symbols cuz dey knew dey couldn’t handle da heat we bringin’. we got creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons playin’ the trumpet. it’s a whole new world of craziness, so come join us and let’s make Geneva regret they ever banned those symbols. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun, den maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite? join now and let’s get this party started!

SpyCraft: Supersonic Physicists

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, cold war, Espionage, espionage network, Government, international relations, interrogation, investigation, Physicists, russia, scientific research, security breach, soviet union, SPIES, Spycraft, SUPERSONIC, Surveillance, Technology, top secret

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	974143
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our cray cray minecraft server where supersonic physicists have been rounded up as spies in russia! why, you ask? because they were using their big brain energy to create insane redstone contraptions that could teleport you to the nether in a blink of an eye! now they’re on the run and hiding out in our server, ready to teach you their mad scientist ways! join us if you want to learn how to build a flying machine that will take you to the moon and back in seconds! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s get wacky together!

Born2MineCraft

Autonomy, Born2MineCraft, Choice, Consciousness, Decision making, destiny, determinism, Existence, existentialism, fate, free will, Human nature, Life, metaphysics, moral responsibility, nature vs nurture, philosophy, predestination, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self-determination

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3787
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol join our wacky minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you hit the jackpot at the end of a rainbow. our villagers are so smart they can do your taxes for you.

come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.

you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).