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DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

aita, DAUGHTER, DaughterCraft, Decision making, education, elite private school, Engineering, family dynamics, fitting in, FRIENDSHIPS, international curriculum, international universities, Jealousy, Morals, parenting, School, Siblings, social environment, Switch, UK system, VALUES

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Animals Bred:	184
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PubliclyNormal, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	208	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

CluelessCraft

biggest hint, Clueless, clueless hints, CluelessCraft, communication breakdown, confusion, hints ignored, hints missed, lack of awareness, misinterpretation, missed signals, misunderstanding, misunderstanding cues, not catching on, Oblivious, oblivious to hints, obliviousness, perplexed, puzzled, social cues, subtle hints

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Astral Projections Made:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Canada, controversy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, India, international politics, Laos, LaosCraft, Meeting, Minecraft, news headline, official visit, pm modi, prime minister, rejection, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, substantive discussion, summit, trudeau

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	8880	Dimension Hops:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

Communication, Conflict, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Downfall, Geopolitics, illegal use, international law, internet access, Invasion, military aggression, russia, sanctions, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Vuhledar, Vuhledars, War Crimes, WP reports

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
New Chunks Explored:	726733	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Starblocks

Alien, Astral, astronaut, Celestial, comet, constellation, Cosmic, Economy, Exploration, Galaxy, Interstellar, NEBULA, Orbit, PvP, Skyblock, Space, Spaceship, Stardust, Starry, Stars, supernova, Universe

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Starblocks.net

CrimsonCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21x

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

crimsoncraft.mysrv.us:25261

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6670	Dimension Hops:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Void Armor Forged:	10

Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

94.73.223.165

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Buildings Constructed:	28

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys X

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!