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Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

A, ACO, alcohol, bodysnatcher, Born, Chad, clubbing, co, Drugs, genetics, jocks, Legend of Korra r34, Minecraft, Miracle, Mongolian Stopmotion Forums, nhentai, partygoers, Piloting, Rugby, smp, square jaw, Stars, VIRGINITY, working out

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

URBAN – Vanilla, Survival without a vulture Minecraft server

anti cheat, Cheating, complaint, Discord, filtering, friendly players, Griefers, Griefing, inadequate, Plugins, Quality Server, Safety, stealing, Survival, twinks, Urban, Vanilla, vanilla course, Vulture, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.

Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3

You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.

There is an anti-cheat on the server!

To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!

urban.sytes.net:19132

Gantz Minecraft Server

action, aliens, Anime, dark themes, death game, dynamic, gantz, Gore, INTENSE, Manga adaptation, mature content, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, resurrection, Sci Fi, series, Server, Supernatural, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Gantz! Join us for insane battles, intense survival challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even encounter some alien creatures or mysterious black orbs that transport you to another dimension. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, alternatives to pagers, alternatives to phones, communication devices, communication solutions, communication tools, emergency communication, Minecraft, modern technology, pager, pager alternatives, pager replacement, phone alternatives, phone substitutes, smp, tech evolution, tech holocaust, technology advancements, walkie talkie, walkie talkie benefits, walkie talkie features, walkie talkie guide, walkie talkie usage, wireless communication

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Divine Spears Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

MomLiedMC

art world, artist struggles, artistic integrity, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, career boundaries, career involvement, career success, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, manipulation tactics, MomLiedMC, mother-daughter conflict, personal boundaries, public promises, recognition, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural sensitivity, Diplomacy, diplomatic response, global affairs, Government, India, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, misinformed, muslims, Politics, religious tolerance, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

airstrike, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, foreign policy, HezboCraft, hezbollah, iaf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, takedown, Targets, terrorists

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Items Found:	6037

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

AtlantikMC

Advanced Systems, Adventure, AtlantikMC, bedrock, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, oyna.atlantikmc.com., Play, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Website

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	4673
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	8522
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

oyna.atlantikmc.com

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

age, autist, babeCOCK, bc, dick, even, gamble, Generator, girl, height, International, iq, Minecraft, name.., Nationality, odd number, Raw, Server, sissification, SissyCraft, tf.., tg, trait, Trans, weight

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

chuddies, DATING, dating struggles, dating tips, EASY, finding, finding a boyfriend, finding a girlfriend, Finding a good gal, finding a good match, finding a partner, finding a soulmate, finding love, finding the right person, Gal, Good, guy, love, love advice, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, relationships advice, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Enchantments Applied:	264	Emeralds Found:	7361
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”