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CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4963
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of waiting decades for the next game in your favorite series? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the next game in the series will be released in just 5 minutes! That’s right, we have a team of super speedy developers who can churn out games faster than you can say “Bethesda.” And not only that, but the series will never end because we have a magical TV show that will keep the story going for eternity. Join us now and experience the never-ending saga of blocky adventures!

CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Votes:	2022	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	674106	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Love Letters Sent:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3344
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	1940
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).