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ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4527
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2098
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Void Gems Collected:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

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ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

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CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

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BombCraft Minecraft Server

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ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

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Pup Parent Confusion

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PixelPals – Crafting Connections

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Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

Stats November 22, 2024

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BabyMamaDramaLOL

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1