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FarmVilleMC Server: Labor-Free Zone!

Accountability, agriculture, Belarus, controversial practices, ethical farming, european union, Exploitation, Farm, FarmVilleMC, forced labor, German lawmaker, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, labor rights, LaborFree, legal implications, media coverage, political scandal, prison labor, public outcry, Server, social justice, transparency, Zone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we got prison labor reported at German lawmaker’s farm in Belarus! 😂🤣

We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying golden eggs! 🐷🕺🐔

Our server is so lit, even the creepers be dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 💥🎶

Join now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got llamas wearing top hats? 🎩💎

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server and be part of the madness! 🔥🤪

PanicCraft: Russian Flood Fiasco

cyber warfare, digital manipulation, fake news, Fiasco, Flood, foreign interference, Government, information manipulation, information warfare, Manipulation, Misinformation, online deception, Panic, PanicCraft, Poland, political influence, Propaganda, psychological operations, Russian, Russian accounts, security threats, social media, spreading disinformation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian accounts are spreading hilarious disinformation in poland to sow panic! you never know what crazy lies they’ll come up with next! join now to experience the chaos and confusion firsthand! who needs real news when you can have a good laugh instead? trust us, it’s a total blast!

Biological Block Party

artificial lighting, Biological, biological rhythms, BLOCK, body clock, circadian lighting, circadian rhythms, fatigue prevention, health benefits, Lighting design, lighting technology, melatonin production, night shift workers, Party, research, shift work, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, trial, work performance, workplace productivity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the lighting is all synced up to your body clock, bro. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds at 3am and still feeling fresh as a daisy, man. No more tired eyes or falling asleep at your keyboard, this server got your back, dude.

Join us and experience the power of circadian-informed lighting, where you’ll be building epic castles and battling mobs all night long without feeling like a zombie the next day. Trust me, once you go circadian, you’ll never wanna go back to regular old Minecraft servers. So come on, join us and level up your gaming experience in the most lit way possible. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Whisp | GRIF | PVP | CONSTRUCTION (1.20-1.21.30) Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21.30, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, construction, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fans, Fly, Grief, Griefing, grif, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, whisp, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	997104

For fans of construction, griefing and pvp

whispmcbe.ru:19132

Nimoh Network: Where the rewards are daily but the survival is semi-serious! Join us on Java 1.21!

Bluemap, Builds, Challenges, Cities, Community, Daily, Discord, Epic, imagination, Interplanar, java, Join, landscapes, Lore, multiplayer, Network, Nimoh, Rewards, Secure, SemiSerious, Staff, Survival, Towers, Treasures, Villages, Worldguard

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8563	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

🌄 Welcome to the Nimoh Union! 🌌
The sun sets on the old world and rises in the new. The stars rise in the old world and settle ‘neath the horizon, beyond the horizon. New realms await discovery, new structures stand ready to be looted, and new stories yearn to be told!
🌟 Join us on Nimoh 2, the latest chapter of the Nimoh Union! But as you explore this new land, remember: the stories of Nimoh 1 still echo in the winds. Our worlds are connected by the mystical Interplanar Library
🏛️ The Interplanar Library

What can you expect?

🌍 Rich Lore – Nimoh Union isn’t just a server; it’s a living, breathing world with interconnected stories and realms. Dive deep into our ever-growing history and help shape the future.
🏗️ Player-driven Builds – Create sprawling cities, mystical towers, or cozy villages. Your imagination is the limit.
⚔️ PvE and Exploration – Explore vast landscapes, loot hidden treasures, and take on the server’s unique challenges.
📜 WorldGuard Tickets – Want to protect your epic build? Just submit a ticket and our staff will secure your masterpiece.

Server IP: nimoh.ast.my Join our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Nimoh Union server, simply use the server IP “nimoh.ast.my” in your Minecraft client.

2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, we have a Discord server where players can interact, share creations, and stay updated on server events. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

3. Can I protect my builds on the server?

Absolutely! You can submit a WorldGuard ticket to our staff to secure your epic build and prevent griefing.

4. What kind of gameplay can I expect on Nimoh Union?

Nimoh Union offers a rich lore experience, player-driven builds, PvE and exploration challenges, and a friendly community atmosphere for all players.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for playing on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to review them before joining the server.

H-hewwo Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, Confused, cute, funny, Greeting, hello, hewwo, Hhewwo, Kawaii, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, OwO, Server, silly, surprised, Tag

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	4801
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2522	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mines Excavated:	1091
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	9787	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7282	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Votes:	7274
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!