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Blocky Banter: Londyn Green St. / Upton Park

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.

Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Anonchama’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.

TNT & Banter Server: Let’s Blow Stuff Up and Chat About TBS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	74
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because TBS is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’re just misunderstood dancers, really).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, that’s so last season).

So why wait? Join TBS today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Massive Goon’s Block Party

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

CraftyShadowverse – Where Pixels Meet Cards

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further than our server inspired by the epic world of Shadowverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with gacha leaders like Kyrzael and Signa, battling it out with Teresa in our exclusive Battle Pass leaderboard.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with crazy events like Hero Battle GP where you can win Naterra/Aiolon Story Character Sleeves. And don’t forget to check out our Shadowverse Anime and Evolve TCG for even more fun.

With a deckbuilder, card & leader database, and decklists galore, you’ll never run out of strategies to dominate the competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the 7th Anniversary Poll Results and become a legend in the world of Shadowverse!

Blocky Breakdowns

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a self-imposed asylum? Do you long for friends, a girlfriend, or just some human interaction in general? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your lonely days, as you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as quirky and weird as you are. Need a girlfriend? No problem! Our server is filled with femanons just waiting to meet their Minecraft soulmate.

Don’t let the real world get you down, escape to our virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without ever having to touch that dreaded grass. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best (virtual) life!

BlueArchiveMC – Where even the anime is better than our server!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Votes:	619
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9919
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4474

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty AF: Where even Steve can’t figure it out!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Potions Brewed:	123	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of constantly getting tangled up in your own balls while trying to sleep naked? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a ball-free sleeping experience! Our virtual world is so immersive that you won’t even remember you have balls to begin with! Join us now for the most ball-less sleep of your life!

Exes and O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2358	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the heartbreak of romantic movies reminding you of your ex! Join us and escape into a world where the only love story is between you and your diamond pickaxe. Say goodbye to Puppy Love 2023 and hello to a server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

Zombie Rave: Where Dead or Alive is Always a Thriller

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Animals Bred:	179	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Dead or Alive” event where players have to survive against waves of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but beware of the exploding sheep that guard them. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why do we hate Dead or Alive, again? Because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dead set on is never leaving! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.