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Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Enchantments Applied:	129	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Potions Brewed:	74	Buildings Constructed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	5

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Farms Harvested:	606	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	120
Astral Projections Made:	0	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?