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BraveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being a coward in Minecraft? Join our server and supposedly win a medal for bravery, even if you end up surrendering anyway! Who cares about actually being courageous when you can just pretend and still get rewarded? Plus, rumor has it that the medal is made of pure diamond and gives you superpowers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a fake hero and reap the ridiculous rewards!

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Votes:	9641
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Farms Harvested:	415
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ores Mined:	3394	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Buildings Constructed:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3919	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7447	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…