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MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	6177	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	134
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7473
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mines Excavated:	2554	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Farms Harvested:	105
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	104	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4469

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	57
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!