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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7741 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 109 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 120 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!