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Country Clubs [Vanilla] [Peaceful] No Towny, Only Tee Times! 1.20+ Swing by Discord!

building, Casual, claiming system, clubs, Country, Diplomacy, Discord, discord server, Factions, Interaction, join us, Limited Map, minecraft server, multiplayer, Peaceful, player, PvP, smp, Survival, SWING, Systems, Targeted, tee, Times, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Votes:	8769
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Server Name	Nation-States
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.20
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Overview:

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Come join us in Nation-States: Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is PvP encouraged on Nation-States?	While the server is targeted towards casual players, there are systems in place for PvP for those who are interested.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coding, computer science, Deadlock, deadlock detection, deadlock fix, deadlock handling, deadlock prevention, deadlock resolution, deadlock solution, debugging, IT problem, key, Minecraft, programming, Server, software bug, Software Development, software error, software issue, software troubleshooting, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	3653	Votes:	4045
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

202418254, 4plebs, Archive, Bitchtank, bitchy, Cell, Clips, free, FTL, kick, News, Official, Restream, Season 2 episodes, Show Archives, smp, socials, Stream Links, TANK, Taylor’s POV, the cell, Trash, TV

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Star Shards Collected:	291	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Animals Bred:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8099

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!