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SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	955876
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9368	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	246	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	25

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	1116	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	172	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!