| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5853 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 138 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1510 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6452 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5578 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 8610 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9152 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5822 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 279 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2185 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4430 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3605 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 176 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 955 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2710 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2922 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2003 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
